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Cheesicle:

--- Quote from: iS922i on June 10, 2011, 07:32:05 PM ---She is 4'7" and 165lbs.

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HOLY SHIT

THATS ALMOST MY WEIGHT.

AND I'M FAT AND 6'1''!!!! WTSFWTWADSF!#$@YTHEWESF

ursus:

--- Quote from: iS922i on June 10, 2011, 07:32:05 PM ---She is 4'7" and 165lbs.

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No offense, but your sister is a fatass

I'm 5' 7" and 125 lbs ._.

Seb:

--- Quote from: hello my name is gamefreak on June 10, 2011, 08:49:42 PM ---No offense, but your sister is a fatass

I'm 5' 7" and 125 lbs ._.

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>no offense
>i fucking hate her

lol



--- Quote from: Edward on June 10, 2011, 07:55:51 PM ---

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Jazin Kay:
Ugh, I can sense her horrible rolls of abusive worthless blubber from my laptop.

She's a bitch to you? Be a bitch back? No, it won't solve anything, but it will show her why it sucks having people be a bitch to you. Feed her the cookies she bakes herself, and watch her choke. When she does, use that analogy and watch her snap. Hopefully, it'll be quite a show. But worst case scenario, she'll at least learn something.

I will not advocate violence, however. Just make her suffer. It will be enough.

Jazin Kay:

--- Quote from: iS922i on June 10, 2011, 10:45:09 AM ---I thought that idea'd work too, but that just makes her eat everything.

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Wait, here's an idea. Unplug the cable, but stock the fridge with horrible "I'm alone and I want to die" foods with no nutritional value. Let her eat her misery away, then let it keep any boy from ever touching her. There's a point where not even a World of Warcraft player will want to tap that.

It won't kill her, but it will make her suffer enough that wait nevermind, that will totally kill her.

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