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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLED ENDDED!?!?!?!!?11
Foofoojack:
And thee dramatic beings were forborne as the attention was desired.
Don:
And then everybody got on the floor.
Blaze:
And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.
The End...
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O:-)
Cheesicle:
--- Quote from: The Spanish Anteater on May 26, 2011, 06:41:43 PM ---And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.
The End...
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O:-)
--- End quote ---
I think you're fucking stupid.
There are Christians here too, you know.
Rocket50:
--- Quote from: The Spanish Anteater on May 26, 2011, 06:41:43 PM ---And then the sky opened and Jesus appeared. And all Christians were lifted in the air and brought to Heaven. And sure, the Jews too. And the rest got fucked by locusts in battle armor and horses with badass dudes on them yelling, "LOL you are all going to die, hahaha!". Then God beat the shit out of the devil and heaven came on Earth. And then I went back on random forums and posted "Life in Heaven". Then I laugh at all you mother-fucking atheists who died because they were to stubborn to admit that God exists.
The End...
:book: Ok guys, what do you think of my story? It's a non-fiction novel. I got it from God! O:-)
--- End quote ---
I'm not a fan of religion myself, but I dont just go satirizing god for 'teh lulz'...
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