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Devie:
Alright so the title speaks for itself. I want you guys to write a letter directly to someone who will never read it.
Let me give an example (and yes it has to be this structure):


--- Quote ---Dear T,
           After several attempts to befriend you - I have come to the conclusion that you are a
needy son of a bitch who thinks I'm obsessed with you just because I tried to be nice to you as a friend.

From,
Devie.
--- End quote ---

The "T" doesn't stand for any name. It's a random letter picked that has nothing to do to whom this letter is directed to.
It doesn't have to be directly to someone from the forums. It can be directed to your abusive dad, whoring mom, biting dog, tattle-tell sister, a teacher that picks on you.. you get the idea. It can be directed towards ANYONE!!!!! So go ahead - say whatever you feel like saying. Just take this thread seriously please. As in don't say "Dear bish, yamada from: me" or that bullshit.

:)

let me start!

_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Dear G,
              You are a fucking internet whore who crave guys attention online because you sadly cannot get them in real life.
You would be a good friend if you werent such a bitch to me when I tried to befriend you and actually sit there and try to be nice.
You think you're so much better than anyone online. You think that every guy online with an actual dick would want your ass so
you think ever other people online who AREN'T guys are under you. You're a fucking bitch and you and I wouldve been great friends.
If only you weren't such a god damn stuck up whore.

Love,
Devie <3

EDIT:
I forgot to say. If your letter is to someone who's in the forums... Make sure you don't give them off or anything. As in don't write anything that will let people know who you're talking about.

Example: (not to be taken literal, this is just an example)

Dear O,
        Screw you and your map making self - etc etc You're featured on front page of gmod.org and I hate you.

We all know who that would be right? So please don't write anything that will give them off.
And Jim, that wasn't real please don't take it as an offense, it was just an example D:

cogsandspigots:
Dear F,

Would you kindly stop teaching, go home, and rethink your life. Nobody cares, except you, about pencil grippers. I know grammar is necessary but that still dosnt make it require song and dance. Also, have you every stopped and thought: "Does my 24/7 over the top excitedness actually cause people to become happier?" so just stop with the crazy grammar songs and realize what's fun and what's not.

        From, cogsandspigots

Frank:
Dear V,

I still love you.


Best regards, Frank






PS: I know who you talkin' bout Dv.

Supertoaster:
Dear L

You are a fucking retarded piece of shit who should die in a fire because nobody fucking likes you or your stupid jokes.


Love, Supertoaster

memo3300:
Dear g

It have been months, hope you still don't judge me for the newby things i did.

~memo~

Edit:

OH FUCK..this letter is for someone that can read it... but i will never say it to his face so nvm..

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