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Seb's semi-humorous guide on how to make a refreshing cup of tea

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Seb:
Sore throat? Cold? Sinus pressure? This cup of tea, though it might taste a little funny at first, can help!

WHAT YOU'LL NEED
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Small pot
Tea-bags
Brown sugar
Ready water supply of any quality (boiling water sterilizes it, right?)
Tasty cough drops (none of that minty bullshit)
Cutting board
Hammer
Paper towel
Humorous cup


STEP 1:

Fill up your cup of choice a little higher than you want (this is a different cup from what I actually used because I had already made myself a cup of tea when I thought of this guide and I didn't want to waste resources)





STEP 2:

Put the water in a small pot, put to boil.





STEP 3:

Get out your cough drop, put on cutting board





STEP 4:

Cover it with paper towel and RAGEPOUND IT with a hammer (not too hard, but not too soft)





STEP 5:

Scrape off what isn't stuck to the paper towel (about half to 2/3rds of the cough drop) into the water





STEP 6:

Wait until it starts boiling





STEP 7:

Pour into cup





STEP 8:

Put in 1-2 big spoonfuls of NIGGA SUGAR (none of that cracka bullshit). Stir.





STEP 9:

Put in tea-bag (THIS was my actual cup). Wait until water cools down to non-tastebud-sublimating levels.





STEP 10:

Drink like a boss.

Sabb:
It's called a kettle.

Foofoojack:
its called pointless.

Shawn:
Wait you boil your water in a pot?

Have you never heard of this crazy invention called a kettle?

Mine happens to be cow :)

Cheesicle:
We should have a "Cooking with Seb" thread.

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