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Cheesicle:
--- Quote from: Supertoaster on February 15, 2011, 09:31:34 PM ---
LOOK AT THAT HORSE.
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Well what have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and FUCK MY SISTER! I WILL BAN YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU 'TILL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK. Where the hell are you from anyway, private? Texas? HOLY DOG SHIT ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH OF A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN. DO YOU SUCK DICK? NO? BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE. I DON'T LIKE THE NAME SUPERTOASTER, ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED THAT. FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE. DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY PYLE, DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? NO? THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE. I WILL GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS. 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!
Deacon:
--- Quote from: Cheesicle on February 16, 2011, 12:59:11 AM ---Well what have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and FUCK MY SISTER! I WILL BAN YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU 'TILL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK. Where the hell are you from anyway, private? Texas? HOLY DOG SHIT ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH OF A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN. DO YOU SUCK DICK? NO? BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE. I DON'T LIKE THE NAME SUPERTOASTER, ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED THAT. FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE. DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY PYLE, DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? NO? THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE. I WILL GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS. 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!
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I fucking love you
Supertoaster:
--- Quote from: Cheesicle on February 16, 2011, 12:59:11 AM ---Well what have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and FUCK MY SISTER! I WILL BAN YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU 'TILL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK. Where the hell are you from anyway, private? Texas? HOLY DOG SHIT ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH OF A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN. DO YOU SUCK DICK? NO? BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE. I DON'T LIKE THE NAME SUPERTOASTER, ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED THAT. FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE. DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY PYLE, DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? NO? THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE. I WILL GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS. 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!
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And when I woke up, mom and dad, were rolling on the couch, rolling numbers rock and rolling and got my kiss records out.
mommys alright
daddys alright
they just seem a little weird.
surrender,surrender
Deacon:
--- Quote from: Supertoaster on February 16, 2011, 01:01:31 PM --- And when I woke up, mom and dad, were rolling on the couch, rolling numbers rock and rolling and got my kiss records out.
mommys alright
daddys alright
they just seem a little weird.
surrender,surrender
--- End quote ---
......the fuck
Supertoaster:
--- Quote from: Deacon on February 16, 2011, 01:07:42 PM ---......the fuck
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and then fly as high as you can in the sky on your beautiful horse watching the dragons as they bathe in the hot spring water which appears above the Hawaiian islands in Alaska.
so far..
so.... vivid..
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