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I just had a rather deep conversation with a cockroach

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Seb:
*I walk into bathroom, cockroach is on sink near the turn dials to control water flow*

Me: Mom, there's a cockroach in the bathroom.

Mom: I'll get the raid.

Me: *closes door* Well, Mr. Cockroach, I'm rather sorry I've just condemned you to your death.

Mr. Cockroach: *seems to look up at me*

Me: Not a lot of people like your type, don't they?

Mr. Cockroach: *antennas wiggle*

Me: You're a good listener, Mr. Cockroach, everybody just thinks you're filthy.

Mr. Cockroach: *crawls an inch*

Me: So, you're going to die any second now. Do you like your lifestyle?

Mr. Cockroach: *turns back on me*

Me: You don't like it?

Mr. Cockroach: *starts eating something*

Me: Hard to find food, isn't it?

Mr. Cockroach:  *walks to edge of sink basin and starts slipping*

Me: No, Mr. Cockroach, don't slip!

Mr. Cockroach: *slips, crawls into hole in sink (not the drain)*

Hitman:
Nooo, why'd you let Mr. Cockroach slip?  :'(

Osme:
me: * close drain and run water* before you die, enjoy a nice pool
me: *open drain*
cockroch: FUCK YOU
me: WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!@ IDONTEVEN! ima post this on rnd

Frank:
>mfw people think they can cockraches that easily


The best way is smashing them.

Sabb:

--- Quote from: Degtyarev on December 17, 2010, 05:05:49 PM ---me: * close drain and run water* before you die, enjoy a nice pool
me: *open drain*
cockroch: FUCK YOU
me: WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!@ IDONTEVEN! ima post this on rnd

--- End quote ---



--- Quote from: Seb on December 17, 2010, 04:34:15 PM ---*I walk into bathroom, cockroach is on sink near the turn dials to control water flow*

Me: Mom, there's a cockroach in the bathroom.

Mom: I'll get the raid.

Me: *closes door* Well, Mr. Cockroach, I'm rather sorry I've just condemned you to your death.

Mr. Cockroach: *seems to look up at me*

Me: Not a lot of people like your type, don't they?

Mr. Cockroach: *antennas wiggle*

Me: You're a good listener, Mr. Cockroach, everybody just thinks you're filthy.

Mr. Cockroach: *crawls an inch*

Me: So, you're going to die any second now. Do you like your lifestyle?

Mr. Cockroach: *turns back on me*

Me: You don't like it?

Mr. Cockroach: *starts eating something*

Me: Hard to find food, isn't it?

Mr. Cockroach:  *walks to edge of sink basin and starts slipping*

Me: No, Mr. Cockroach, don't slip!

Mr. Cockroach: *slips, crawls into hole in sink (not the drain)*

--- End quote ---

:l

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