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another unfunny joke thread
Osme:
--- Quote from: Moolz ♥ on December 03, 2010, 09:33:35 PM ---
I was asked that question before.
But it was in a lab.
LOL.....
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its funny cause chloroform is slow
Cake Faice:
Wut did the AMD say to...the...Intel....err
I got nothing :idk:
Supertoaster:
--- Quote from: jimonions on December 03, 2010, 07:11:41 PM ---I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and “Mexicans” were not the correct answers.
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FUCKING LOL :pokeball: :knife: ;D
Devie:
--- Quote from: Supertoaster on December 04, 2010, 12:47:31 AM ---
FUCKING LOL :pokeball: :knife: ;D
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OOHHHH I JUST NOW GOT IT!
"cells" OH OK.
man...
» Magic «:
--- Quote from: jimonions on December 03, 2010, 07:11:41 PM ---
I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will power'
Top tip; if you’re camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex........... Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday.
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the instruction ' finish off on her face ' didn't mean ' What I thought it did '
A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time, she said ' sorry about the wait ' I said ' don't worry fatty , your bound to lose it eventually '
Snow in the forcast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself "fat chance" with a face like that!'
I have a new chat up line that works every time!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them..............Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
Years ago it was suggested ' that an apple a day kept the doctor away ' But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and “Mexicans” were not the correct answers.
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LLOOLLOLOLOLOL
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