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Cariad†:
What's some horrible pickup lines you guys know of? Here's mine...

"Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you lookin' right..."
"Do you use Windex? I can see myself in your pants!"
"You must be tired from running around my thoughts all day."
"You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium. Cause you're BE-AU-TI-FULL!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Need your cloths washed? I got a washboard under my shirt!"

SHOW ME YOURS :D

Prox:
I'll just leave this here
How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style.

Jhon:
"You come here a lot?"
"You remind me of my toe. Also you I want to bang on every furniture in the house."
"Is your father a gardner? So how come you came out such a flower."
"Is your father a terrorist? So how come you're such a BOMB."
"Say, is it a ladder in your underpants or is it just the way to heaven?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by you again?"
"Say, do you have a gasmask? Cause it's really hard to breath when you're around."
"You have 206 bones in your body, wanna get another one?"
"The only thing your eyes didn't tell me is your name."
"You know, for years I've been searching for love, but apperantly I've been searching at all of the wrong places. Can I search for it under your skirt/pants?"

Tell your friends to try these on girls while you watch them, makes me rofl everytime. Although you'll be surprised that some of these actually work on some girls LOL.


--- Quote from: Prox on April 23, 2013, 08:42:04 AM ---I'll just leave this here
How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style.

--- End quote ---

LOL he's the best xD

Cheesy Sandwich:
Are you from Ireland? Cuz my penis be Dublin!

Do you need a medic? Becuase medic is hard and ready.

○ Μαρία ○:
Baby do you play video games often? 'Cause you're my Final Fantasy.

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