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Dead Baby Joke Thread
Frank:
--- Quote from: Ἆxule on October 03, 2012, 03:31:41 AM ---I don't find this funny
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I know, three is when dead babies get funny.
Astropilot:
Shawn:
Some I heard as a kid and whatnot
WARNING: could be very offensive
Whats worse then 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)One dead baby in 10 garbage cans
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)The dog plays with it more.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)Take your foot off of it's head.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)A baby with a black eye!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)Nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)A Big mac
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)With tortilla chips!!!
pyrosheep:
What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
10 dead babies in a trash can.
What's worse than that?
One is at the bottom eating it's way out.
What's worse than that?
It's enjoying it.
HideoKojima:
--- Quote from: pyrosheep on October 03, 2012, 12:41:10 PM ---What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
10 dead babies in a trash can.
What's worse than that?
One is at the bottom eating it's way out.
What's worse than that?
It's enjoying it.
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So dead baby jokes are A-okay but jokes about girls are not? wut. Or were you just white knighting? ;p
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