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Tiger Guy Chronicles: The Drunk Hero

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Astropilot:
I asked him how drunk he was.

Captain Communism:
9:39 PM - Captain Communism: Alcohol FTW
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: yse
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: i love it
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: and i love you
9:40 PM - Tiger Guy: i drank at 830
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: and
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: idk
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: man
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: its odd
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: i cant be mad oor pissed
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: What did you drink?
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: maragrite a i think idk
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: my dad gave it to me
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: because
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: You got drunk of of THAT?!
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: dinner wasnt ready
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: Puss
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: idk
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: Jk
9:42 PM - Tiger Guy: it mightve been tequila
9:42 PM - Tiger Guy: but i dont eknow
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: im not ven drunk though
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: im just buszzed i think
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i try to act like im sober
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i end up doing stu[id shit
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: it might be a place bo effect
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: just really dont know
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: Meh
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: It's fine
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: But you really need a higher tolerance to alcolhol
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: XD
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: *alcohol
9:44 PM - Tiger Guy: its not like i drank a shot
9:44 PM - Tiger Guy: my dad gave me two glasses full (including ice)
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: Good God
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: well
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: noat
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: fool
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: 3/4
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: he didnt want to drink the hole damn thing
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: because it cost 22 bucks or some shit
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: ive drank before this
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:46 PM - Tiger Guy: not this mouch
9:46 PM - Tiger Guy: im happy
9:47 PM - Captain Communism: Hello, Jim Carey
9:47 PM - Tiger Guy: hio
9:48 PM - Captain Communism: Ok... do you feel anything?
9:48 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
9:48 PM - Captain Communism: Ok, good
9:48 PM - Tiger Guy: i feel things
9:49 PM - Tiger Guy: :D

Astropilot:

Seb:
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
10:04 PM - Swesson: OH GOD RUN TIGER
10:04 PM - Swesson: THE COMMUNISTS ARE COMING
10:04 PM - Swesson: CURL UP MAN JUST CURL UP
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: im a hippie liberal ssum
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: wouldve i open l=wide
10:05 PM - Swesson: THESE AREN'T ANY COMMUNITST
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: are ;they stalinists
10:05 PM - Swesson: THEY'RE RADICAL BLACKS
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: like the nation of islan
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: oh shit
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: malcolm x hates whiteys
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: like me
10:06 PM - Swesson: is your anus prepared
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: yes4 the superior black alpah male
10:08 PM - Swesson: now it'll be like you did drop the soapo
10:08 PM - Swesson: when you were in prison
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: dont reamind me man
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: horribel times man
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: horribel times
10:09 PM - Swesson: yeah man
10:09 PM - Swesson: but at least you were the fucking alpha male of the shower
10:09 PM - Swesson: nobody there fucked with you
10:09 PM - Swesson: you ruled the place
10:09 PM - Swesson: you fucked shit up
10:10 PM - Swesson: you punched every motherfucker you saw in the face!
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: b aka
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: guijlan
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: they nare
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: *are
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: i did man
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: they were like
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: thats the craker that beat big bubba up
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: an i was like
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:10 PM - Swesson: and nobody did anthing to you
10:11 PM - Swesson: ikf they did you showed them who was boss
10:11 PM - Swesson: and that was YOU
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: basically
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:11 PM - Swesson: you get PUMPED
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i lift
10:11 PM - Swesson: you wanna PUNCH SHIT
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:11 PM - Swesson: GET MAD
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i take steroids
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i wish man
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: but like this
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i cant
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i even played eu iii
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: and that usualy gets me punching shit
10:11 PM - Swesson: darn, there goes my plan

Foofoojack:
tigers first drink yaa!1

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