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Embarrassing thread go!
The Ghost Of Anony Mouse:
while i was getting ready to go home from school and we were lining up, i pulled off a sudden movement and hit a girl passing by
Ἆxule:
--- Quote from: Cat on May 19, 2012, 10:41:33 AM ---never ever fap with people home LOL.
Your walking backwards story reminded me of mine. Good God.
It was freshman year in high school and i had leaked out of my fucking pants when I was on my period. I was sitting down and I got up and saw that there was blood on the seat (easily wipable) and my friend was like "dude stop getting chocolate all over the place" since he thought it did look like chocolate. Anyway I knew for a fact that there was a huge stain on my god damn pants. It was lunch time and I knew when it was over - I had to walk back to class which was upstairs - and people can easily see my ass walking upstairs. I had to think fast.
LUCKILY I had a jacket with me and i tied it around my waist like it was "cool" in the 90s and walked back upstairs. THEN luckily I had my scrubs uniform with me in my bag. I went to the bathroom and wore that. Shit no one saw thank god. Replaced my bloody pants with it. lol.
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I wish I were your friend. You have many interesting stories
Sabb:
--- Quote from: Lavenchie on May 19, 2012, 05:06:34 PM ---This one time I was like taking a test in reading about this book we were reading called "Bud not Buddy" and when it came to question 39 it said "Why did Bud check out a book at the library" Since it was multiple choices I had to circle one of them, But answer D was " Because he wanted to become a janitor in the public schools" and I just shouted out loud "What type of fucking question is that?" After that I got sent to the principle's office for swearing and he gave me this 20 minute lecture on not to swear, Afterwords I was Called Captain. Packer because I swore so much.
TL;DR I cussed at a stupid answer and got in trouble.
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This bitch at my school cussed out the guidance counsellor, VP and principal and probably got less of a punishment than you LOL.
Like, she called the VP a douchebag, the principle a prick, can't remember about the guidance counsellor.
My school is reary good.
EDIT:
--- Quote from: Ἆxule on May 19, 2012, 11:38:36 PM ---I wish I were your friend. You have many interesting stories
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No you don't.
Devie:
Okay, I just had another one.. I was discussing taking a piss with sabb just now and I realized I have a story.
Proudly and I were friends back when we were kids. His mom was friends with my parents. Over time we moved etc and was separated until middle school. Anyway, we were both around 5-6 years old. We were having a playdate at his house and he decided to pee. Well I was watching him pee and he was standing up. I didn't understand this back then, but I was so curious as to HOW he's able to do that. Anyway, I asked him how he's doing that and he said his dad taught him how to hold it. So he offered to teach me. He told me to stand by the toilet and hold it --- I pinched the living fuck out of my thing to try to aim at the toilet..
Didn't work. I peed all over myself.
His mom saw it and screamed.
Then I started crying.
Sabb:
--- Quote from: Cat on May 21, 2012, 11:54:48 AM ---Okay, I just had another one.. I was discussing taking a piss with sabb just now and I realized I have a story.
Proudly and I were friends back when we were kids. His mom was friends with my parents. Over time we moved etc and was separated until middle school. Anyway, we were both around 5-6 years old. We were having a playdate at his house and he decided to pee. Well I was watching him pee and he was standing up. I didn't understand this back then, but I was so curious as to HOW he's able to do that. Anyway, I asked him how he's doing that and he said his dad taught him how to hold it. So he offered to teach me. He told me to stand by the toilet and hold it --- I pinched the living fuck out of my thing to try to aim at the toilet..
Didn't work. I peed all over myself.
His mom saw it and screamed.
Then I started crying.
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Good job, Chip.
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