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Samo:
You know how you have those try-hard braindeads in your classes who always say the dumbest comments about everything. I got a whole group of them in my class. A couple of years ago, they pissed me off so badly, saying things like "is the boat that the Australian soldiers getting on the Titanic?" and "Did they have iPhones before federation?" The sad thing was, they didn't even intend joke and they will never realize what the rest of us are actually laughing at.
After a few more completely stupid questions, I got angry as fuck and decided to have one of my rage-rants. It went along the lines of:
-How do you live, being that stupid?
-Is there anything beneath those thick skulls of yours
-13 years old and has the mental capacity of a 2 year old
Stuff like that for a couple of minutes. I was clapped off by everyone else, even the teacher. I was very happy, I only got a lunchtime detention and also, I was moved to a smarter class for 2011. Ever since that day they are frightened of me. It was a risky move but it shut them up for the following few weeks. I got what I wanted and those pricks learn't their lesson. Hehehe.

Seb:

--- Quote from: Sabb on May 10, 2012, 03:00:37 PM ---caretakers

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They're called TARD-WRANGLERS, Sabb. Not that stupid libertard term.
Anyways, oh god my HS has a million tards. It's unbelievable. I'll share some stories.

1) There is this one black tard who looks like a thumb, he stood up from the tard table and started flipping the fuck out, yelling and gesturing like he was trying to bitch out a ghost.
2) I was sitting in a garden table once and this one normally happy (as in he skips around the school singing to himself and shit) autist suddenly sits down at the table and just looks super sad. I move to the other side with my friend and we're both speechless as he sits there, in his own little melancholy sphere. I could imagine taking a picture and the background would be grayscaled, only his figure colored. Then suddenly he gets up and gallops (like a horse) away, happy again.
3) Another autist is always walking in circles around one of the buildings, always darting his head to a corner or to sudden movement in a look of unmitigated terror. Me and my lunch friend made the theory that his parents keep a man-eating lion in a cage, and tell him that the lion only hunts for his scent and they let it out every day ten minutes after he leaves the house.
4) A friend of mine was in the bathroom once when an autist walks in, paces for a minute, and starts repeatedly shouting "SHADOW THE HEDGHEHOG" in this quick voice for a good three minutes.
5) My lunch friend's friend was changing in the bathrooms for P.E. once when the whole Tard brigade walks in. One goes into the stall next to him, and starts trying to grab his clothes from under the stall. This guy starts trying to pull his clothes back (tards have tard strength) when suddenly more hands reach out, each pair trying to grab a bookbag or shirt or other article of clothing. I told him I would've started stepping on the feet out of fear.

Sabb:

--- Quote from: Samo8412 on May 10, 2012, 05:12:12 PM ---You know how you have those try-hard braindeads in your classes who always say the dumbest comments about everything. I got a whole group of them in my class. A couple of years ago, they pissed me off so badly, saying things like "is the boat that the Australian soldiers getting on the Titanic?" and "Did they have iPhones before federation?" The sad thing was, they didn't even intend joke and they will never realize what the rest of us are actually laughing at.
After a few more completely stupid questions, I got angry as fuck and decided to have one of my rage-rants. It went along the lines of:
-How do you live, being that stupid?
-Is there anything beneath those thick skulls of yours
-13 years old and has the mental capacity of a 2 year old
Stuff like that for a couple of minutes. I was clapped off by everyone else, even the teacher. I was very happy, I only got a lunchtime detention and also, I was moved to a smarter class for 2011. Ever since that day they are frightened of me. It was a risky move but it shut them up for the following few weeks. I got what I wanted and those pricks learn't their lesson. Hehehe.

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Being unintelligent doesn't make you a prick. Sounds more like the opposite party tbh...

And Seb... the fuck? lmao
Fucking lol at the last one. god damn

Supertoaster:
I remember in Jr. High I was having a conversation with someone and this 'special' kid walked into the middle of it and shoved us apart and grunted.

Rocket50:
I remember having this one really overweight special ed kid in our flight during basic survival. We were doing a lesson on plant edibility testing and one plant we were told was safe to eat was the maple leaf. So I plucked one off a tree, and was about to take a bite when the guy scream at me "NO, DONT DO THAT!!!!!!", "YOULL DIE!!!!"

For some reason I decided to be an asshole and shoved the leaf into my mouth to see his reaction. The guy then clocked me a new one on the side of my face.

Worst idea ever.

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