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Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
Hotgreensoldier:
--- Quote from: This Toast on May 10, 2012, 04:26:10 AM ---One day...
A gay guy named iPounce accidentaly shoved his pet bird in the toilet and his husband, Hotgreen, flushed the toilet as well after taking a big dump. Depressed, iPounce went to the pet store and asked for a sparrow. The owner told him, "NoNoNoNONONONONOnnoNONonoNNnono.... we dun sell dem sparruws. wat we have are lovely parrots and is u want, i'll lets u see my own bird too". Pissed, iPounce fucked around the back and mistakenly opened the bird cage. The parrot was free! and iPounce was charged of sexual assualt. The parrot, so exited and jolly, took a shit in mid air and landed on Photosynthesis' shoulder. And he goes, "OMG obama! you finally made something useful! raining icecream in america!!". And, he nibbled, and licked, and shoved his face all over the "ice cream" and soon he tasted it slowly and figured it wasn't what he was expecting. "OH SHIT! THIS IS BIRD SHIT!" He rampaged and tackled everything in its path; even a cat, who then jumped and humped and soon BIT Photo. Picked up rabies, photo couldn't control his ass. He spotted a dog in the park and began to pick up a fight. The rabies was spread. That dog was surprisingly Coolz's! So he picked his dog up brought him home. 2 days later, while coolz was having his outdoor sun bathing, the dog rammed over his balls and pulled it straight out. Here we know that coolz lost his balls. His balls is literally the server runner. Coolz lays it gently on a trampoline and he begans to jump from outside the trampoline which is connected to the power supply of his PC. For now, we also know that coolz is a lizard. He's growing his balls back slowly and soon it will jump again.
omg i suck
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For a second I thought you were that ONE person who made stories like this.
I couldn't read past the first line.
Coolz dieded. Proof once he died
.:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: :OOO
.:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: dedz
This Toast:
--- Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on May 10, 2012, 09:58:30 PM ---For a second I thought you were that ONE person who made stories like this.
I couldn't read past the first line.
Coolz dieded. Proof once he died
.:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: :OOO
.:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: dedz
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Hohohoho wait who is this "ONE" your referring to? I need a intercourse cuz I love doing these. :o
Coolz is also the 2nd Frankenstein created by le awesome RouterFuqr from his own dead corpse u mentioned; but this time wanted to be a server host than a killer.
[Valor]iPounce:
How did I get in here?
The Ghost Of Anony Mouse:
--- Quote from: [Valor]iPounce on May 11, 2012, 07:00:43 AM ---How did I get in here?
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coolz put you in here
blαh2355:
--- Quote from: [Valor]iPounce on May 11, 2012, 07:00:43 AM ---How did I get in here?
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He took the servers, and threw it on the ground. Cause he was tired of DDOS'ers
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