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TehHank:
what is this
Astropilot:
shit that everyone
Ἆxule:
I attempted to put everything together into one big writing. However, after only getting to the third page, I quickly gave up. My brain could not handle it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)On this very rock hard dick sat a small spoon that was too big. The spoon said, "FUCK YOU, I'm a proper gentleman
that sucks dick," and proceeded to eat This Toast who then became a gremlin weasel. He then put
the spoon in a very small magical bean full of dicks that were inverted. Fortunatley, the dicks had aids and did
bit exist. However, the dicks did infact like to eat soup with a dick covered in creamy, juicy rat puss with a side of
steamed butter on a dick not existing on nonexistant copy paper.
Fire dog monkeys sat upon a nude lesbian who was straight and the monkey was actually your uncle
Deathstrike:
--- Quote from: Ἆxule on June 11, 2012, 06:42:14 PM ---I attempted to put everything together into one big writing. However, after only getting to the third page, I quickly gave up. My brain could not handle it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)On this very rock hard dick sat a small spoon that was too big. The spoon said, "FUCK YOU, I'm a proper gentleman
that sucks dick," and proceeded to eat This Toast who then became a gremlin weasel. He then put
the spoon in a very small magical bean full of dicks that were inverted. Fortunatley, the dicks had aids and did
bit exist. However, the dicks did infact like to eat soup with a dick covered in creamy, juicy rat puss with a side of
steamed butter on a dick not existing on nonexistant copy paper.
Fire dog monkeys sat upon a nude lesbian who was straight and the monkey was actually your uncle
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XD I WAS GONNA DO THE SAME but you beat me too it.
Edit:Ill try i have nothing better to do
Deathstrike:
--- Quote ---The story so far...Spoiler (click to show/hide)On this very rock hard dick sat a small spoon that was too big. The spoon said, "FUCK YOU, I'm a proper gentleman
that sucks dick," and proceeded to eat This Toast who then became a gremlin weasel. He then put
the spoon in a very small magical bean full of dicks that were inverted. Fortunatley, the dicks had aids and did
bit exist. However, the dicks did infact like to eat soup with a dick covered in creamy, juicy rat puss with a side of
steamed butter on a dick not existing on nonexistant copy paper.
Fire dog monkeys sat upon a nude lesbian who was straight and the monkey was actually your uncle was a good Dog which Priceless people sat down and then ended up getting stabbed by a niggerdolphin with six nipples and some swaggerific super aviator shades Which glow in the dark of schnitzel war tanks and then it accidentally whole thing and exploded to much and stopped.
A big black domino piece that fell on its blank side and smoked it's way over the rainbow so it can Be a pretty little slenderman and Enjoy all of mommy's dirty panties so she can Become a man TO GET'ER DONE!and then he had to go to army bootcamp and made army of twelve thousand spartans divided into three sausage cars To invade the Land of pancakes and rainbows of incredibly poisonous chemicals were dispatched to (Deacon:IS THERE A WAY TO BLOCK THREADS FROM POPPING UP IN THE RECENT LIST, FFS)launch nukes at all teh internetz full of shit that was radioactive. and it exploded Into a bunch of giant spiders Who Said "I like big sausages and i cannot Say no to Multiple Large Sausages In my ultraomega Golden house in a feudal Japan that was covered with nuclear bombs by the U.S. That explode in stupid little people because those people are furries who Dislike the world lick huge ass and also manchildren because they're also bronies with their pollypockets and pokemon cards were set ablazing. BUT WAIT! A single cell organism has challenged you to get infected with delicious anthrax. The anthrax then fucks you up and everybody died. Teh Endz. -_- But it wasn't because Diablo found a HUGE Fucking pile of pengaz fucked themselves in outer space with the space bunnies who are dogs with huge dicks ate little fox's that seemed to be over 9000 degrees Celsius with 200 suns that Orbited the earth THEN SUDDENLY A coolzeldad emerged from Infested Command Center with pointy shades And a machine gun with 9001 1mm sized bullets saying row row ,row your boat gently down the Infested Kerrigan Hatchery Merrily merrily merrily... merrily, life is but a disease so then he joined the scrin and pulled out of the planet and sucked a... cream filled doughnut but his shades were so dirty so it leveled a small city. the city was made of steel, that was from The Earths core was actually jello that was steel that was jello with acid filled fillings that were actually big black chocolate flavored candies that tasted like non chocolate candies that really tasted like someone took a shit on a hairy pingas which had recently been coated with a smelly gel made with jello and bath salts(Deacon:This is stupid.) that did things and funny so what is this shit that everyone(Ends Here)
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