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Tabitha:
Coolz: See if you can change da pass word! We need this face book account!
Hot_green_soldier: Shee-eet maaayun! DIS GAWY HAS A TAWN OF CODE ON FB!
Computer:LOLOL You cannot stop Furfags Coolz, I lied...
Coolz:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Alarm Clock Goes off*
Coolz:AAHHHH! FIRE!
Coolz falls off the bed...
Coolz:Well that hurt -.- now I'm getting a bruise today, WHAT'LL THE GIRLS THINK OF ME  :'(

Lata At Coolz School (Aka Wirebuild)
DoucheKleiner: LOL LOL YOU GUYS! With your yellow wristbands and your comical faces stupid excuses for bruises and people with abnormally BIG HANDS
Coolz:MR.Kleiner when do we get our computing grades-
Hot_green_soldier: LOLOL DUUUUUUUUUUDE THAT IS SO TOTALLY OLD NEWS!!!
SomeRetard: Can someone drive me to japan or somethin?
DoucheKleiner: Are you paying for fuel, Retard?
SomeRetard:YAH WHATEVA!
DoucheKleiner:Then let's go! I hope you can swim.
*SomeRetard and DoucheKleiner leave the room in a hurry.
Coolz:LOLOL I BAGS TEACHER NOW!
Hot_green_soldier: BOO! I WANT TEACHER
XRain:NU I am teacher!
Coolz:One word everyone and it isn't furfag of fag or fur!
Hot_green_soldier: oh lol Coolz went alpha male on our asses!
Coolz: LOL HELLO /BAN Hot_green_soldier
Hot_green_soldier dies a horrible death  :pacman:  :bluepacmanghost:

After a heart aching day of the servers it's time for coolz to kick back on the forums.

Coolz just strolling down the forums when the screen goes red and he jumps out of his chair
Coolz: AWMEGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAN DIS DDOS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KILL DA COMPUTER!!!! KILL ITTTTTT KILL DDOS D:<
Door Bell rings.
Coolz casually walks to the door...
The door slams down on coolz flat.
Yomofox:YO IS DIS WERE DA GERMAN SPARKEL PARTAY AT?
Coolz:Oh lord -.-
Yomofox:OH der seems to be no one here...LOLOL Let's wait for them to get home...get the party started CanadiFags!
Coolz:NO BAN LEAVE NOON OONOONONONONON DDOS OMG!
A few hours later...
Yomofox:I LIKE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY BITCHETCHS!
Coolz:Dats it. LEET HAX TIME.
Yomofox dies like pacman.
And the world blows up.
Batman: NOT TODAY EVIL ZERG EMPEROR OF THE EVIL ALLIANCE!
Woody:Heeyy BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! Look at mah thang *LIfts up manly kilt without underpants*
THE WORLD BLOWS UP WORSER THAN BEFORE!!! AHHAHAHA

Note from creator:Da fuks dis shet?

Deacon:
...ok, i'll say it.

Why are you posting these?

Foofoojack:
I can't even understand any of this.
--- Quote from: Deacon on January 22, 2012, 03:43:10 PM ---...ok, i'll say it.

Why are you posting these?


--- End quote ---

Shawn:
The  fuck....

Tiger Guy:

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