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Nemisous:
you "people" have any good pick up lines you would like to share?
here are some i know.

Spoiler (click to show/hide) 8)Wanna do what I'm gonna tell all my friends we did anyway?  :D

Hi, I was Just wondering, are you good at math?
Her: Yeah
That's good, cause why don't we take you, plus me, subtract your clothes, divide those legs, and multiply.

Ἆxule:
Spoiler:  Pro tip (click to show/hide)If you're smart, you won't say any pick up lines to any girl.
You'll get slapped and you'll be rejected so badly.

"Is that a shovel in your back pocket?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm diggin your ass"

Deacon:
Why am I a "Person"
and
Not an actual person?

Do we not exist to you?

Nemisous:
hello does this rag smell like chloroform?

This Toast:
Are you a gun?
May I take a shoot on you?

Are you ketchup?
Cuz my hotdog is longing to find you

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