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Title: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Tomcat on September 12, 2010, 04:52:43 PM: GABEN FAT JOKES

GO

Gabe Is So fat

Valve has to have a mcdonals next to his office
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Peetah on September 12, 2010, 05:21:18 PM: They probobly have it IN his office.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Dr. Insano on September 12, 2010, 07:13:12 PM: Gabe Newell was the original Boomer.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Кrаsher on September 12, 2010, 09:02:41 PM: When they did modeling for the boomer they had Gabe Newell get in a Motion Suit.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Cheesicle on September 12, 2010, 11:51:00 PM: Quote from: Кrаsher on September 12, 2010, 09:02:41 PM
When they did modeling for the boomer they had Gabe Newell get in a Motion Suit.

Wrong. No Motion Suit could fit on him.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Hitman on September 13, 2010, 02:31:36 AM: Quote from: Cheesicle on September 12, 2010, 11:51:00 PM
Wrong. No Motion Suit could fit on him.
Actually there is..
It's size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Cheesicle on September 13, 2010, 02:44:03 AM: Quote from: Aรรครรเภ on September 13, 2010, 02:31:36 AM
Actually there is..
It's size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl

You're a few million sizes too small
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: » Magic « on September 13, 2010, 09:07:45 AM: Quote from: Aรรครรเภ on September 13, 2010, 02:31:36 AM
Actually there is..
It's size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl

fucken hellz

xxxl is the biggest u get in the uk cuz we not fat lol

he just likes to bathe in his own greasy money
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Mr. Franklin on September 13, 2010, 12:43:30 PM: Gabe size is XXXXXXXL so :gtfo: he won't make it unless he cut penis.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Peetah on September 13, 2010, 01:21:52 PM: Yeah they needed a simulated suit to simulate a bommer.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 13, 2010, 02:04:31 PM: Every time you make a fat joke about Gabe, EP3 is delayed another month.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Frank on September 13, 2010, 02:49:43 PM: Gabe is so fat, people can make more than a million jokes about his weight.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Tomcat on September 13, 2010, 02:59:09 PM: Quote from: Frank on September 13, 2010, 02:49:43 PM
Gabe is so fat, people can make more than a million jokes about his weight.

You just delayed it 6000 years
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Peetah on September 13, 2010, 03:26:54 PM: FUUUUUUU.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Hitman on September 14, 2010, 02:22:07 AM: Quote from: Tomcat on September 13, 2010, 02:59:09 PM

You just delayed it 6000 years
Let the people in moddb make EP3 xD
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: John on September 14, 2010, 09:04:12 AM: Gabe is so fat he needs to noclip through Valve headquarters.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: » Magic « on September 14, 2010, 10:17:50 AM: Quote from: Master GT on September 14, 2010, 09:04:12 AM
Gabe is so fat he needs to noclip through Valve headquarters.

LOLWIN :cake:

Too bad sv_cheats wasn't enabled...

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Player Gabe used rcon sv_cheats 1 incorrect rcon_password 1/3 Player Gabe used rcon sv_cheats 1 incorrect rcon_password 2/3 Player Gabe used rcon sv_cheats 1 incorrect rcon_password 3/3 Player Gabe left the game, Kicked by console ("You have been banned by this server")
EP3 delayed by 9001 years
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Peetah on September 14, 2010, 01:46:57 PM: Gabe is so skinny and sexy!
EP3 will be released tmowow!!!!
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Tomcat on September 14, 2010, 02:23:59 PM: Quote from: Peetah on September 14, 2010, 01:46:57 PM
Gabe is so skinny and sexy!
EP3 will be released tmowow!!!!

NO U

Gabe is need cut flat
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: fenkeN on September 15, 2010, 04:18:29 AM: I am sad.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Сєşάя on September 15, 2010, 10:52:02 AM: Hi. What did I miss this topic ? :rasta:

I needed to hold a bridge but I could not stand. Neither the bridge:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5844/dsc02951k.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Jman on September 15, 2010, 12:55:49 PM: Gabe Newell is so fat, NASA has to account for his gravitational pull when launching rockets.

Gabe Newell is so fat he hasn't seen his penis in 20 years.

Gabe Newell's so fat, I took a picture of him last summer and it's still printing.

Gabe Newell is so fat that he fell in love and broke it.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Tomcat on September 15, 2010, 02:33:25 PM: Quote from: jman15234 on September 15, 2010, 12:55:49 PM
Gabe Newell is so fat, NASA has to account for his gravitational pull when launching rockets.

Gabe Newell is so fat he hasn't seen his penis in 20 years.

Gabe Newell's so fat, I took a picture of him last summer and it's still printing.

Gabe Newell is so fat that he fell in love and broke it.

3rd one is win
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Don on September 15, 2010, 02:54:38 PM: Quote from: jman15234 on September 15, 2010, 12:55:49 PM
Gabe Newell's so fat, I took a picture of him last summer and it's still printing.
I lol'd hard, the others failed though.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Peetah on September 15, 2010, 04:12:42 PM: lol first one was pretty funny.

Earth-wieght^2x5+Moon/0+GABE
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Jman on September 15, 2010, 06:59:28 PM: oooo thought of better one for the second one:

Gabe Newell is so fat the last time he saw his penis was when hl2ep3 came out...oh wait that's never.

:yes:
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Mr. Franklin on September 15, 2010, 07:39:48 PM: Gabe is so fat, that his mother thought he was fake and gay because he was a virgin all these years... INORITE
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: andrewfickdimus on September 15, 2010, 11:26:18 PM: Gabe is so fat that when he saw the cake in Portal he broke his head through the screen to eat it.
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Jman on September 16, 2010, 12:14:58 PM: Quote from: andrewerickdias on September 15, 2010, 11:26:18 PM
Gabe is so fat that even though he is on floor level in his office they had to put support beams going from the earths crust to the core of the earth to support his weight.

no...
Title: Re: Lets Delay EP3
Post by: Кrаsher on September 16, 2010, 02:21:38 PM: Quote from: Peetah on September 15, 2010, 04:12:42 PM
lol first one was pretty funny.

Earth-wieght^2x5+Moon/0+GABE

>Moon/0
HAX