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Title: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Cake Faice on June 12, 2011, 12:26:36 PM
When this occurs?

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Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 12, 2011, 12:39:47 PM
...what?
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Sabb on June 12, 2011, 12:46:33 PM
You stand in between the two portals.
That is all.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Cake Faice on June 12, 2011, 12:57:24 PM
Quote from: Sabb on June 12, 2011, 12:46:33 PM
You stand in between the two portals.
That is all.

When it's closing...
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Alphaggot on June 12, 2011, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Cake Face on June 12, 2011, 12:57:24 PM
When it's closing...

You'll be entrapped forever with continuous nightmares of Slenderman watching you.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: ursus on June 12, 2011, 01:18:59 PM
If the space between the two portals was closed to zero, it would create a black hole or something insane I don't want to think about.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Frank on June 12, 2011, 01:20:03 PM
Smashed. It's pretty fucking simple.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 12, 2011, 01:59:26 PM
Oh uh...half of your body into one portal :s
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Sabb on June 12, 2011, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Cake Face on June 12, 2011, 12:57:24 PM
When it's closing...
Yea, that's what I meant.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Seb on June 12, 2011, 02:46:46 PM
Quote from: Petruchio on June 12, 2011, 01:20:03 PM
Smashed. It's pretty fucking simple.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Peetah on June 12, 2011, 07:02:32 PM
Idk, what does the bible say?
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Rocket50 on June 12, 2011, 07:10:16 PM
Pfft, that's obvious. You'll... Erm...

Actually, that's a pretty good question

You'll be pressed against yourself and die.

PROBLEM SOLVED.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: memo3300 on June 12, 2011, 07:44:59 PM
So, this is what i think would happen

 
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Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: YomoFox on June 12, 2011, 07:52:35 PM
Simpley...



Engine Error
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Rocket50 on June 12, 2011, 07:54:29 PM
Quote from: memo3300 on June 12, 2011, 07:44:59 PM
So, this is what i think would happen

 
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One problem.

YOU DONT GAIN SPEED WHEN GOING THROUGH PORTALS.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: memo3300 on June 12, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
Quote from: Rocket50 on June 12, 2011, 07:54:29 PM
One problem.

YOU DONT GAIN SPEED WHEN GOING THROUGH PORTALS.

and if you jump at one portal and then you don't touch anything more than the portal again...? atleast that was how i saw it on my mind
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Rocket50 on June 12, 2011, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: memo3300 on June 12, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
and if you jump at one portal and then you don't touch anything more than the portal again...? atleast that was how i saw it on my mind

Air friction and gravity.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: memo3300 on June 12, 2011, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: Rocket50 on June 12, 2011, 08:04:52 PM
Air friction and gravity.

so if you do a canon ball to one portal, and the portals are close enought to don't touch the floor after getting out the portal, you wouldn't gain speed?

gosh i want to have 2 portals in my house and trow a pen to it to see what happens
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Deathie on June 12, 2011, 08:24:58 PM
It doesn't matter. Portals dissipate when the panel it's on moves.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Frank on June 12, 2011, 08:54:42 PM
Quote from: Snivy M.D. on June 12, 2011, 08:24:58 PM
It doesn't matter. Portals dissipate when the panel it's on moves.
Smashed.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Rocket50 on June 12, 2011, 09:21:41 PM
Quote from: memo3300 on June 12, 2011, 08:12:39 PM
so if you do a canon ball to one portal, and the portals are close enought to don't touch the floor after getting out the portal, you wouldn't gain speed?

gosh i want to have 2 portals in my house and trow a pen to it to see what happens

Air friction
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Cable on June 12, 2011, 09:28:05 PM
You'd be teleported into your own body mass and kill your self from the inside out.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: ursus on June 12, 2011, 10:42:33 PM
Quote from: Snivy M.D. on June 12, 2011, 08:24:58 PM
It doesn't matter. Portals dissipate when the panel it's on moves.


However

In portal 2, there's a part where you have to place a portal on a moving object.

So

Like

What.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: coolzeldad on June 13, 2011, 03:57:52 PM
double the joy

double the penises
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Deacon on June 13, 2011, 04:04:53 PM
double the joy of your right arm destroying your left arm.

Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Mr. Franklin on June 13, 2011, 06:20:58 PM
Space itself will crack and unfold.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: » Magic « on June 14, 2011, 08:27:18 AM
the void happens
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 14, 2011, 08:57:01 AM
Quote from: Yomofox on June 12, 2011, 07:52:35 PM
Simpley...



Engine Error
this
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 14, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
Divide by 0.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: blαh2355 on June 15, 2011, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 14, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
Divide by 0.
Square root a negative number.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 15, 2011, 11:19:53 AM
when the 2 portals collide you will be trapped in the portal for 104989858 years
after that you get crushed in peices while the 2 portals get larger and larger
until they are big innought to swallow the whole galaxy and after that
they create a second big bang which destroyes the entire world

                    -The End
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Sabb on June 15, 2011, 11:22:45 AM
Quote from: Me Likes Dis! :) on June 15, 2011, 11:19:53 AM
when the 2 portals collide you will be trapped in the portal for 104989858 years
after that you get crushed in peices while the 2 portals get larger and larger
until they are big innought to swallow the whole galaxy and after that
they create a second big bang which destroyes the entire world

                    -The End
And so, the world was destroyesed
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 15, 2011, 04:06:46 PM
There is some space between the crushers, no matter how close they get, it may only be a few atoms wide, but there can never be 0 space between them. Therefore, your body just goes through the portals multiple times. You would be fine, until you starve or something.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Dale Feles on June 15, 2011, 05:06:39 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on June 15, 2011, 04:06:46 PM
There is some space between the crushers, no matter how close they get, it may only be a few atoms wide, but there can never be 0 space between them. Therefore, your body just goes through the portals multiple times. You would be fine, until you starve or something.

►Gaben
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Frank on June 15, 2011, 05:32:28 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on June 15, 2011, 04:06:46 PM
There is some space between the crushers, no matter how close they get, it may only be a few atoms wide, but there can never be 0 space between them. Therefore, your body just goes through the portals multiple times. You would be fine, until you starve or something.
No, you'd be smashed. You'd always be using the sampe space. It's like compressors.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 15, 2011, 06:22:24 PM
Quote from: Petruchio on June 15, 2011, 05:32:28 PM
No, you'd be smashed. You'd always be using the sampe space. It's like compressors.
Well then, the result is a bloody mess and no real paradoxes.
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 15, 2011, 07:02:00 PM
/thread
Title: Re: Uhh what really happens
Post by: Frank on June 15, 2011, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on June 15, 2011, 06:22:24 PM
Well then, the result is a bloody mess and no real paradoxes.
Cumrrect.