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carp gained some pounds over the summer
car·pel/ˈkärpəl/Not to be confused with carpal.
Noun: The female reproductive organ of a flower, consisting of an ovary, a stigma, and usually a style. It may occur singly or as one of a group.
Hmm..nope.