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Title: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 03:27:03 AM
A simple plan to get myself to stop watching pr0nz.

Got a free account on OpenDNS, blocked all porn sites.

The end.

Was kinda inspired after seeing the  Bad Habits Thread  (http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,6134.0/topicseen.html) when so many people were talking about fapping and trying to stop.

So there.

Pointless thread is pointless?
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on May 30, 2011, 03:29:31 AM
It's a ratp
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Deacon on May 30, 2011, 03:39:31 AM
BLASPHEMY.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Don on May 30, 2011, 03:50:50 AM
I'll give you two days
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 04:01:18 AM
Quote from: Ben on May 30, 2011, 03:50:50 AM
I'll give you two days

NOOOOO TOO LONG!!!!!!! D:

norly

i think i can do thiz guize!!!
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Dale Feles on May 30, 2011, 04:21:07 AM
Quote from: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 04:01:18 AM
NOOOOO TOO LONG!!!!!!! D:

norly

i think i can do thiz guize!!!

Alright.

I'ma do the same thing, and try to survive a week.

inb4igiveyou5minutes.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Hitman on May 30, 2011, 05:47:40 AM
I can only survive 1 week.  :abuse:
Its harder than it sounds.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 05:56:25 AM
Quote from: Francis on May 30, 2011, 05:47:40 AM
I can only survive 1 week.  :abuse:
Its harder than it sounds.

I know.

Trust me.

I know
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Jman on May 30, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
fap fap fap
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: ursus on May 30, 2011, 09:07:07 AM
I'll do it with you.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: blαh2355 on May 30, 2011, 11:07:16 AM
If you want further "protection" (:trollface:) you should get all the ip's of those pronz sites and stick them into your host file.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Supertoaster on May 30, 2011, 11:46:37 AM
i cant go 1 day without fapping

also my thread = win
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Jman on May 30, 2011, 11:49:55 AM
Forums =/= tell us about your fapping habits. Just saying.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Sabb on May 30, 2011, 11:50:26 AM
Oh my lord...

EDIT:
Fgt jman.
I see what you did thurr.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Foofoojack on May 30, 2011, 12:49:05 PM
Quote from: Justin on May 30, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
fap fap fap
Quote from: Justin on May 30, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
fap fap fap
Quote from: Justin on May 30, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
fap fap fap
Quote from: Justin on May 30, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
fap fap fap
Quote from: Justin on May 30, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
fap fap fap
Quote from: Justin on May 30, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
fap fap fap
Quote from: Justin on May 30, 2011, 06:29:23 AM
fap fap fap
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Dale Feles on May 30, 2011, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on May 30, 2011, 12:49:05 PM


HOW TO ORGASM?
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cable on May 30, 2011, 01:12:51 PM
How is fapping a bad thing?
Doing it is considered a normal, healthy thing to do.

I don't see any problem in doing it,
As long as you don't do it like 20 times a week.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Dale Feles on May 30, 2011, 01:25:18 PM
Day 1 results of resisting to fapping : Terrible fail.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Peetah on May 30, 2011, 03:50:19 PM
Local teenage boy is found dead in his room after he had hung himself.
Police say that it was the result of not fapping for 1 day as written in his suicide letter.
Parents all around the world are worried.
Researchers say that 1 fap a day will reduce the risk of Cancer by 100%.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: cogsandspigots on May 30, 2011, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: Peter on May 30, 2011, 03:50:19 PM
Local teenage boy is found dead in his room after he had hung himself.
Police say that it was the result of not fapping for 1 day as written in his suicide letter.
Parents all around the world are worried.
Researchers say that 1 fap a day will reduce the risk of Cancer by 100%.
Meaning if you don't fap, you will commit suicide, and your dead body will develop cancer. That's just magical.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Rocket50 on May 30, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
This reminds me of a story:

Last year, I went to summer camp. And in my cabin, there were about 8 other guys. We jokingly said that our three weeks at camp was the "3 week challenge" referring to the how we cant just fap in a room at night with 8 other guys...

End of the three weeks:

So, a guy said casually. Who beat the three week challenge?

All of our heads dropped to the ground simutanously.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Frank on May 30, 2011, 04:34:18 PM
I've been without doing for 1 month, some other time 1 week, and now I'm starting again.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Peetah on May 30, 2011, 04:39:44 PM
Sideways Penis kicking in yo.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 04:47:42 PM
Quote from: Cable on May 30, 2011, 01:12:51 PM
How is fapping a bad thing?
Doing it is considered a normal, healthy thing to do.

I don't see any problem in doing it,
As long as you don't do it like 20 times a week.

I'm trying to stop, that's it. I think it's a bad thing.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cable on May 30, 2011, 05:12:43 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 04:47:42 PM
I'm trying to stop, that's it. I think it's a bad thing.
But why?
If you find it fun/pleasurable
Why quit.
Thats like saying
"I'm trying to stop playing video games because people say it will ruin your eyes."
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cake Faice on May 30, 2011, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 04:47:42 PM
I'm trying to stop, that's it. I think it's a bad thing.

...I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're doing it because of religion. Not in a offensive type of way...just usually it could be that case.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Sabb on May 30, 2011, 05:47:50 PM
Okay, please don't take it offensively... but...
Why does everyone feel it's appropriate to talk about how they wack their willy and when they do so?
;_;
Am I the only one thinking this is odd?...
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Jman on May 30, 2011, 05:55:53 PM
Quote from: Adam on May 30, 2011, 05:47:50 PM
Am I the only one thinking this is odd?...

POOTIS.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Quote from: Cable on May 30, 2011, 05:12:43 PM
But why?
If you find it fun/pleasurable
Why quit.
Thats like saying
"I'm trying to stop playing video games because people say it will ruin your eyes."

Fapping makes me lust for girls in real life. I hate that feeling.
And yes I would quit playing games if I could. I have near failing grades because I'm addicted to games.


Quote from: Cake Face on May 30, 2011, 05:25:21 PM
...I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're doing it because of religion. Not in a offensive type of way...just usually it could be that case.


Yep, but I'm also doing this for myself.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cable on May 30, 2011, 06:03:57 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Fapping makes me lust for girls in real life. I hate that feeling.
...
Thats a smart idea.
I'll try that.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cake Faice on May 30, 2011, 09:04:09 PM
Cheesicle is going to become one with the lord.

Have fun restricting yourself to sex after marriage.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on May 30, 2011, 11:00:17 PM
Quote from: Cake Face on May 30, 2011, 09:04:09 PM
Cheesicle is going to become one with the lord.

Have fun restricting yourself to sex after marriage.

Yes, I will have fun being faithful to my wife...
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on June 01, 2011, 03:11:13 PM
I have successfully made it THREE days without fapping!

YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I HAS DONE IT!

Now time for one week.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 04:59:21 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on June 01, 2011, 03:11:13 PM
I have successfully made it THREE days without fapping!

YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I HAS DONE IT!

Now time for one week.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Sabb on June 01, 2011, 05:01:15 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 04:59:21 PM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh my lawd where's the plus one button.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Dale Feles on June 01, 2011, 05:03:28 PM
Quote from: SabbathFreak on June 01, 2011, 05:01:15 PM
Oh my lawd where's the plus one button.

Time to spam porn 2 get respect  :trollface:

Btw I'm trying again to stop....

let's hope I survive more then one day...
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on June 01, 2011, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 04:59:21 PM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Her melons are too big anyway.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 08:27:09 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on June 01, 2011, 08:22:32 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Her melons are too big anyway.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just imagine you're on bottom.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cake Faice on June 01, 2011, 08:39:25 PM
Cheese, just pull it out and fap. You know you want to.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cheesicle on June 01, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on June 01, 2011, 08:27:09 PM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just imagine you're on bottom.

not good enough... though that is fking hot

Quote from: Cake Face on June 01, 2011, 08:39:25 PM
Cheese, just pull it out and fap. You know you want to.
Actually, I haven't felt like fapping all week now.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Sabb on June 02, 2011, 08:02:42 AM
Alright guys, don't worry I got this.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 02, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
Quote from: SabbathFreak on June 02, 2011, 08:02:42 AM
Alright guys, don't worry I got this.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I had a boner. Now I don't.

Also, if you have become addicted to the motion, just jack off your arm.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: » Magic « on June 02, 2011, 12:51:07 PM
it's not hard...
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Sabb on June 02, 2011, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: James [» Magic «] on June 02, 2011, 12:51:07 PM
it's not hard...
Brb gonna fap.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Foofoojack on June 02, 2011, 05:38:17 PM
Quote from: Tybalt on June 02, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
Also, if you have become addicted to the motion, just jack off your arm.

LOL what?
Why hell would you be addicted to the motion?
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cake Faice on June 04, 2011, 04:58:44 PM
Cmon, they're calling for you. (http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/102/1304121353338.jpg)
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Jman on June 04, 2011, 07:32:38 PM
Quote from: Cake Face on June 04, 2011, 04:58:44 PM
Cmon, they're calling for you. (http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/102/1304121353338.jpg)

Most/almost all of those girls aren't even hot...
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Foofoojack on June 04, 2011, 10:18:00 PM
Quote from: Justin on June 04, 2011, 07:32:38 PM
Most/almost all of those girls aren't even hot...

true actually.
UK looks like a deformed monkey
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 05, 2011, 07:40:11 AM
Quote from: Justin on June 04, 2011, 07:32:38 PM
Most/almost all of those girls aren't even hot...
WTF Germany
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Sabb on June 05, 2011, 03:24:33 PM
Quote from: Cake Face on June 04, 2011, 04:58:44 PM
Cmon, they're calling for you. (http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/102/1304121353338.jpg)
Ethiopia's the one for me.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Tiger Guy on June 05, 2011, 04:25:59 PM
Cheese, just fap, its actually good for you. And you won't get blue balls.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: cogsandspigots on July 22, 2011, 07:43:23 AM
Forgive the huge bump, but I found this VERY relevant.

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-at-last-a-cure.jpg)
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Tomcat on July 22, 2011, 02:50:43 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on July 22, 2011, 07:43:23 AM
Forgive the huge bump, but I found this VERY relevant.

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-at-last-a-cure.jpg)

dun work

I tried  :'(
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Peetah on July 22, 2011, 07:31:57 PM
Only 8 pieces???
Ill run through thoes in 1 day.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: ursus on July 22, 2011, 07:34:29 PM
Quote from: Peetah on July 22, 2011, 07:31:57 PM
Only 8 pieces???
Ill run through thoes in 1 day.

1 day = 24 hours

8 pieces

1 piece = 6 hours

Technically, you would only need 4 a day if you felt the urge to fap in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Peetah on July 22, 2011, 07:36:39 PM
My urges are to great.
I need overdose 2x.
Title: Re: Cheesicle's Non-Fapping Plan
Post by: Cake Faice on July 24, 2011, 02:29:41 PM
My urges shot up 110% after watching this.

Creepiest 4 minutes of children's TV ever (wiggles) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrPZH4A&feature=related#)