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Title: Elephant in the Room
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on May 15, 2011, 06:18:21 PM

We need to end it. I'm not the person you think I am. For your safety, I need to disappear.

Thank you Snivy for that badass comment.

Now.

Throughout the little bit of this month, I've gotten into Deep shit. I'd like to share that shit with you now.

An example of the problem at hand:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-ncr | Tator Core: awwww
-ncr | Tator Core: :/
-ncr | Tator Core: or we could be having fun ;D
-ncr | Tator Core: when you're comfortable X3
-ncr | Tator Core: XD
-ncr | Tator Core: oh c'mon now relax :P
-ncr | Tator Core: haven't you done anything pervy before?
-ncr | Tator Core: :c
-ncr | Tator Core: im so so sorry XD
-ncr | Tator Core: want a pic of a penis to hold you off for a while? ;D
-ncr | Tator Core: XD

Now, this is Tator. Everyone say Hi. However, at times, he can be cool, I guess. But... sometimes it just gets too weird for me.

Thus, as said peoples (They know who they are) were involved in this dilemma, they will probably tell, if asked, that this has been going on for a while.

I now would like to show everyone a collaborative effort staged without my total consent, that was meant to fix the situation.
Enjoy.

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Never tell your password to anyone.
-ncr | Tator Core is now Online.
·UηİŦ··©: .
·UηİŦ··©: ...
·UηİŦ··©: :|
-ncr | Tator Core: ??
·UηİŦ··©: Uh
-ncr | Tator Core is now Away.
·UηİŦ··©: Uh
·UηİŦ··©: Are you still...
·UηİŦ··©: ._.
·UηİŦ··©: Uh
-ncr | Tator Core is now Online.
·UηİŦ··©: This is so awkward :|
-ncr | Tator Core: its only awkward if you make it awkward
-ncr | Tator Core: and i have no idea what are you getting at
-ncr | Tator Core: my mind is seriously blank
·UηİŦ··©: Oh
·UηİŦ··©: Well then
·UηİŦ··©: Nevermind.
-ncr | Tator Core: D:
-ncr | Tator Core: atleast tell me whats going on
-ncr | Tator Core: cuz not knowing is gonna drive me crazy lol
·UηİŦ··©: You sound like a bunch of my friends...
·UηİŦ··©: okay but
·UηİŦ··©: Remember that time
-ncr | Tator Core: well I'm trying lol
-ncr | Tator Core: :P
·UηİŦ··©: Aw man see now it just makes it harder to explain like that.
·UηİŦ··©: |:[
-ncr | Tator Core: -facepalm- XD
-ncr | Tator Core: seriously you don't need to be all "nervous" around me
-ncr | Tator Core: I'm rarely offended or whatever
-ncr | Tator Core: I'm very open and understands and I never judge
-ncr | Tator Core: plus I'm pretty straightforward
-ncr | Tator Core: so just out with it :P cuz I still have no idea what this is all about lmao XD
·UηİŦ··©: okay okay
-ncr | Tator Core: mind you my memory really is crap sometimes lol
·UηİŦ··©: You seem like a really cool dudebro and all that, but... like... I'm not sure if I want... with the nekkidz and all...
-ncr | Tator Core: nekkids? wut? someone say something about perversion? whats going on? -heightened attention-
-ncr | Tator Core: 8D
-ncr | Tator Core: is this about some pervy stuff arranged before?
-ncr | Tator Core: I remember something about that XD
-ncr | Tator Core: sorry I've had so many other things on my mind I forgot D:
·UηİŦ··©: Yeeaaah :s
-ncr | Tator Core: XD
-ncr | Tator Core: well hey you're not obligated to do anything you don't want to
-ncr | Tator Core: last thing i want is people feeling uncomfortable
-ncr | Tator Core: but I always welcome any perversion ;D
·UηİŦ··©: <_>
·UηİŦ··©: That's what I wanted to talk to you about...
-ncr | Tator Core: what do you mean?
-ncr | Tator Core: what i say? D:
·UηİŦ··©: -ncr | Tator Core: but I always welcome any perversion ;D
>_>
-ncr | Tator Core: lol what?? i do :D
-ncr | Tator Core: i don't understand whats wrong :/
-ncr | Tator Core: be clear with me :P
·UηİŦ··©: It's just that I don't want you to take this to... to like, "I liek seeing you nekkidz :3"... but...
·UηİŦ··©: I don't want to get too deep into anything ._.
·UηİŦ··©: Or something
·UηİŦ··©: I dunno
·UηİŦ··©: This is weird for me... I just don't want you like... that. I don't think I want you ._.
-ncr | Tator Core: hmmm i think what you are trying to see is that you don't want any strings attached or you don't want it to just be about the nekkids and stuff?
-ncr | Tator Core: *trying to say
-ncr | Tator Core: well you don't have to worry with me or anything ... I don't develop feelings for people unless its something worth having feelings for ... nekkids won't make me have any feelings and in the other sense its all just innocent fun
-ncr | Tator Core: you can always say no to me
-ncr | Tator Core: you aren't obligated to do anything you don't want to
-ncr | Tator Core: we can be friends of course
-ncr | Tator Core: with those benefits on the side ;P
-ncr | Tator Core: and if anything bothers you ... please tell me ... i prefer knowing things clearly and having everything out on the table so we can deal with it rather than being avoidant and hiding things ... which just causes problems anyways
-ncr | Tator Core: lol so yea this isn't a relationship
-ncr | Tator Core: its just fun :P
-ncr | Tator Core: so did I get that all wrong? or am i still missing something?
·UηİŦ··©: uh
·UηİŦ··©: Well
·UηİŦ··©: That's actually pretty much
·UηİŦ··©: that ._.
·UηİŦ··©: but
·UηİŦ··©: The fun part ._.
-ncr | Tator Core: what was I off on?
-ncr | Tator Core: whats buggin' ya?
·UηİŦ··©: The Benefits part >_> I mean it's cool and all but I mean... usually whenever I think about someone totally revealing themselves to me or the other way around, I kinda can't really see it as anything else but starting to get a little... real...-I mean it's just still awkward >_> I still feel that that shouldn't even happen... with me... and you... I don't want. That. I'd like it if you didn't... plz :s
-ncr | Tator Core: well I said before you don't have to do anything you don't want to do
-ncr | Tator Core: and um if you feel that you might start liking me or something or vice versa because of it ummm well we can always talk about it or w.e. ... anything is fixable as long as we can talk about it
-ncr | Tator Core: um if you don't want to do something im ok with ... if you don't want to reveal your identity or w.e. it is thats ok too
-ncr | Tator Core: just you know ... you don't have to do anything you don't want to
-ncr | Tator Core: like I said before I don't want anyone feeling uncomfortable
·UηİŦ··©: >_<
-ncr | Tator Core: lmfao XD fff- whaaat? XD I'm so confused XD
·UηİŦ··©: No no nevermind ._.
·UηİŦ··©: It's cool... It's done.
-ncr | Tator Core: no please tell me
-ncr | Tator Core: I don't like leaving things half-assed and "weird" like that
-ncr | Tator Core: if you have to be bluntly honest
-ncr | Tator Core: please do so
·UηİŦ··©: No well it was that you already pretty much summed everything up and I still don't really want to see you anymore whether it's here or on the xbox later on... but it would seem that's already resolved...
·UηİŦ··©: I mean
·UηİŦ··©: F okay look I'm still being indirect :s
·UηİŦ··©: okay wait
-ncr | Tator Core: lol
·UηİŦ··©: Everything's sorted out. There.
-ncr | Tator Core: ...
-ncr | Tator Core: how'd that happen
-ncr | Tator Core: o_o?
·UηİŦ··©: No, cause you already talked about it and stuff
·UηİŦ··©: or like
·UηİŦ··©: Took the words out of my mouth in the sense that I don't want any... things... going on
·UηİŦ··©: or something
-ncr | Tator Core: lmao XD
-ncr | Tator Core: you haven't done this much have you?
·UηİŦ··©: ^
·UηİŦ··©: I don't like to be in these situations... one of my friends non-IRL already had the wrong impression not too long ago. It's okay now, but still. Too much Drama.
-ncr | Tator Core: XD
-ncr | Tator Core: d'aww s'ok :P
-ncr | Tator Core: so what now?
-ncr | Tator Core: still up for things? or what? :P
·UηİŦ··©: ._.
Your state is set to Offline.
-ncr | Tator Core is now Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
-ncr | Tator Core is now Online.
-ncr | Tator Core: so whats up?
·UηİŦ··©: ...
-ncr | Tator Core is now Away.
-ncr | Tator Core is now Online.
-ncr | Tator Core: lol well are you up to anything?
·UηİŦ··©: Probably not :/
-ncr | Tator Core: lol are you nervous or something X3
·UηİŦ··©: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll
·UηİŦ··©: not nervous but
·UηİŦ··©: uh
·UηİŦ··©: w
·UηİŦ··©: We just
-ncr | Tator Core: baww
-ncr | Tator Core: whats wrong?
·UηİŦ··©: Uh
·UηİŦ··©: w
·UηİŦ··©: Okay look
Your chat with -ncr | Tator Core is now a multi-user chat.
-ncr | Tator Core has been invited to chat.
[Bouncy] Piggy has been invited to chat.
-ncr | Tator Core: ?
[Bouncy] Piggy entered chat.
[Bouncy] Piggy: ello mello
·UηİŦ··©: o hai
[Bouncy] Piggy: hi be r u
-ncr | Tator Core: herro?
[Bouncy] Piggy: herro
-ncr | Tator Core: so is this like some kind of intervention or something?
-ncr | Tator Core: whats going on D:
[Bouncy] Piggy: To what may i ask :3 ?
-ncr | Tator Core: i have no idea
-ncr | Tator Core: my hookers and blow addiction? XP
[Bouncy] Piggy: Nice.
-ncr | Tator Core: :D
[Bouncy] Piggy: I used to have that problem myself once, then i saw prophet norppa
-ncr | Tator Core: who?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Well he is a great saint
[Bouncy] Piggy: have you never heard of him?
-ncr | Tator Core: no?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Well let me tell you his story
·UηİŦ··©: :o
-ncr | Tator Core: why do I feel like I'm going to regret this?
·UηİŦ··©: ._.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Once upon a time
[Bouncy] Piggy: there was a lowly man
[Bouncy] Piggy: He didnt eat very much , so therefor was very skinny
[Bouncy] Piggy: All his life
[Bouncy] Piggy: People didnt like him
[Bouncy] Piggy: He felt lowly
[Bouncy] Piggy: and un-substantial
[Bouncy] Piggy: and one day, he saw the light
[Bouncy] Piggy: God spoke to him
[Bouncy] Piggy: ya hear me ?
·UηİŦ··©: :o
·UηİŦ··©: >_>
[Bouncy] Piggy: Tator?
[Bouncy] Piggy: You know your name is like potato?
Snivy M.D. has been invited to chat.
Snivy M.D. has been invited to chat.
-ncr | Tator Core: -facepalm-
Snivy M.D. entered chat.
 :linux:
[Bouncy] Piggy: I swear it is like potato though?
-ncr | Tator Core: thats kinda the point ... -_-
[Bouncy] Piggy: wait you play portal 2 ?
-ncr | Tator Core: yea
[Bouncy] Piggy: You know...
[Bouncy] Piggy: glados was a potato
Snivy M.D.: Wheatley DIEEEEEEESSSS
-ncr | Tator Core: really?
-ncr | Tator Core: I never noticed that
Snivy M.D.: Space.
-ncr | Tator Core: I should look into that more
[Bouncy] Piggy: Wheatly isnt dead D:
[Bouncy] Piggy: He lives on forever
Snivy M.D.: In space.
[Bouncy] Piggy: In our hearts :p
Snivy M.D.: Eventually his internal battery has to run out though.
Snivy M.D.: So technically, he's a dead-man walking.
-ncr | Tator Core: unless he's running on potato power
-ncr | Tator Core: :D
Snivy M.D.: Then he'd only last a couple minutes.
Snivy M.D.: SHIT NIGGA
Snivy M.D.: IM A NINJA
-ncr | Tator Core: then glados should've never survived
Snivy M.D.: WEEEEEEE
-ncr | Tator Core left chat.
·UηİŦ··©: yay

Part two shall be in the next post.

Note: This story has been rated:
tl;dr
Not for the Lazy

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on May 15, 2011, 06:18:53 PM

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

·UηİŦ··©: It worked. Please stop hitting on my plox dudebro I only somewhatknow.
[Bouncy] Piggy: looooooool
Snivy M.D.: I think he ragequi
[Bouncy] Piggy: IM a tato
Snivy M.D.: t
[Bouncy] Piggy: tatot?
[Bouncy] Piggy: :P
·UηİŦ··©: "MY HEAD IS NOW A GIANT EGG!!!! DOOOOOOOHHHHHHH :U"
Snivy M.D.: FUCK
Snivy M.D.: I KEEP DYING.
Snivy M.D.: I suck at this game.
Snivy M.D.: FUCK I FELL.
·UηİŦ··©: Gravity wants you to stop flying :u
[Bouncy] Piggy: LOL
[Bouncy] Piggy: That game is awesome
[Bouncy] Piggy: i have it on xbox
·UηİŦ··©: Like
·UηİŦ··©: ugh
·UηİŦ··©: worse
·UηİŦ··©: month
·UηİŦ··©: ever
·UηİŦ··©: Two people
Snivy M.D.: LOL
·UηİŦ··©: wait oops I mean worst ._.
·UηİŦ··©: I never want to get involved with that ever again ._.
Snivy M.D.: It's funny, I can run this on max at 600x800
Snivy M.D.: but when I turn it to 1024x786 or higher, it lags, even on lowest.
[Bouncy] Piggy: looooool
[Bouncy] Piggy: :P
Snivy M.D.: I get 40FPS Max
Snivy M.D.: Turn up resolution
Snivy M.D.: 5fps
[Bouncy] Piggy: :P
·UηİŦ··©: -_- That would explain wai I couldn't see anything last time :o
·UηİŦ··©: STUPID 32 INCHES
[Bouncy] Piggy: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
·UηİŦ··©: :O
[Bouncy] Piggy: lolol :P
[Bouncy] Piggy left chat.
·UηİŦ··©: ok well
·UηİŦ··©: yeah
·UηİŦ··©: that went well
·UηİŦ··©: at the end
·UηİŦ··©: not the beginning
Snivy M.D.: Lol
·UηİŦ··©: Piggy is now my official cockblock device
·UηİŦ··©: SHIT
·UηİŦ··©: SHITSHIT
·UηİŦ··©: SHTISHITHS
·UηİŦ··©: NO
·UηİŦ··©: AG
·UηİŦ··©: sh
·UηİŦ··©: sgh
·UηİŦ··©: g
·UηİŦ··©: sg
·UηİŦ··©: egsgh
·UηİŦ··©: h
·UηİŦ··©: se
·UηİŦ··©: h
[Bouncy] Piggy has been invited to chat.
·UηİŦ··©: -ncr | Tator Core: so who were they?
[Bouncy] Piggy entered chat.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Im a turtle
[Bouncy] Piggy: LOL
·UηİŦ··©: :p
·UηİŦ··©: also he's back ._.
Snivy M.D.: Waiting in an elevator.
Snivy M.D.: Do do do do do
Snivy M.D.: Re-invite Tator
·UηİŦ··©: THEN THE MEN WIF GUNZ COEM OUT OF NOWHER
·UηİŦ··©: okay
Snivy M.D.: change status to online though
[Bouncy] Piggy: I wanna break him
[Bouncy] Piggy: >:D
Snivy M.D.: Yes.
Snivy M.D.: Wait
Snivy M.D.: Piggy
Snivy M.D.: lets make a plan
Snivy M.D.: Master troloololool plan
·UηİŦ··©:  :x
[Bouncy] Piggy: Ok
[Bouncy] Piggy: IM good cop
[Bouncy] Piggy: your bad cop
Snivy M.D.: Normally, I would say convince him to yiff, but in this case, I think the opposite would be b--
Snivy M.D.: LOL
Snivy M.D.: YES
·UηİŦ··©: nid undo tator hots for me not want
[Bouncy] Piggy: Unit is the rape victim
·UηİŦ··©: WAIT WHAT
·UηİŦ··©: D:
·UηİŦ··©: CONVINCE HIM TO YI
·UηİŦ··©: w
[Bouncy] Piggy: LOLOLOL
·UηİŦ··©: ·UηİŦ··©: they want to talk to you agen or something ._.
-ncr | Tator Core: why?
·UηİŦ··©: I dunno ._.
·UηİŦ··©: bored or something :u
-ncr | Tator Core: right
·UηİŦ··©: SHUSHUSHU
·UηİŦ··©: wait no
·UηİŦ··©: that's bad
·UηİŦ··©: fuck
·UηİŦ··©: HES NOT BUYING IT
·UηİŦ··©: D:
Snivy M.D.: LOL
[Bouncy] Piggy: say i liek potatos
[Bouncy] Piggy: that always works
·UηİŦ··©: I liek potatoes... to tator... the guy who has really been phoning it in...
·UηİŦ··©: alot
·UηİŦ··©: too much
·UηİŦ··©: then I finally discouraged him enough
·UηİŦ··©: then
·UηİŦ··©: ._.
·UηİŦ··©: THAT WILL BE HORRIBLEH D:
[Bouncy] Piggy: can i invite my friend?
[Bouncy] Piggy: :P
·UηİŦ··©: yeah
[Bouncy] Piggy: He wants to sit quietly int he corner :P
·UηİŦ··©: -ncr | Tator Core: invite me back in then i guess
·UηİŦ··©: OH SHIT
>>DSW<< Hades The Illuminati entered chat.
[Bouncy] Piggy: HES COMMING
-ncr | Tator Core has been invited to chat.
-ncr | Tator Core entered chat.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Hi der
-ncr | Tator Core: wut
-ncr | Tator Core: hai
Snivy M.D.: WHERES THE FUCKING CASH.
Snivy M.D.: I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS.
[Bouncy] Piggy: DUDE LAY OFF
[Bouncy] Piggy: ITS NOT TIME YET
[Bouncy] Piggy: DONT HARRASS HIM
Snivy M.D.: I WANT TO KNOW
[Bouncy] Piggy: ITS NOT IN THE STATEMENT
Snivy M.D.: WHERE THE FUCKING MONEY IS.
-ncr | Tator Core: -_-
Snivy M.D. slaps Tator.
[Bouncy] Piggy: I DONT KNOW WHERE THE MONEY IS
Snivy M.D.: TELL ME WHERE THE FUCKING MONEY IS
[Bouncy] Piggy: LAY OFF DUDE
-ncr | Tator Core: i spent it on hookers and blow
[Bouncy] Piggy: TAKE IT EASY
[Bouncy] Piggy: THIS JUST BEGUN
Snivy M.D.: FUCK.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Well i took that as a confession.
Snivy M.D. walks out of the room.
[Bouncy] Piggy joins him
-ncr | Tator Core: yeaaaa -awesome-
-ncr | Tator Core: *awesome face-
Snivy M.D. walks back into the room with a glass of water.
Snivy M.D.: Here, we're going to be in here for a long time.
-ncr | Tator Core: -drinks it in one gulp-
-ncr | Tator Core: yea we are
[Bouncy] Piggy Sits
[Bouncy] Piggy: So
[Bouncy] Piggy: Lets try that again, shall we.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Snivy, take it easy.
Snivy M.D.: Where were you last night, at 9PM?
Snivy M.D.: ANSWER ME DAMNIT.
Snivy M.D. throws the table over.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Snivy.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Go out side for a sec
Snivy M.D.: FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Snivy M.D.: SHIT.
[Bouncy] Piggy: SNIVY, NOWS NOT THE TIME.
Snivy M.D. walks outside again.
-ncr | Tator Core: lol
[Bouncy] Piggy: Tator.
-ncr | Tator Core: this is so stupid ...
[Bouncy] Piggy: Lets try this again.
[Bouncy] Piggy sets the table upright
-ncr | Tator Core: how bout no
[Bouncy] Piggy: Where were you at 9pm?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Answer, please.
[Bouncy] Piggy: You still have a chance to get out of this.
[Bouncy] Piggy: My co-worker snivy is convinced
[Bouncy] Piggy: You didnt spend the money.
Snivy M.D. yells from the other side of the one-way window. "ITS NOT TOO LATE. JUST TELL US WHERE THE MONEY IS."
-ncr | Tator Core: ...
[Bouncy] Piggy: Shut et.
[Bouncy] Piggy: This isnt working.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Im gonna have to swich.
[Bouncy] Piggy walks out
Snivy M.D. walks into the room.
-ncr | Tator Core: you guys are REALLY REALLY bored ...
Snivy M.D.: Ah-hem.
Snivy M.D.: Tator, we can put you in for three life sentences for what you did.
Snivy M.D.: I'm extending an offer out to you. Tell us where the money is, and we might ease up the charges.
Snivy M.D.: You have ten seconds before I take it back.
Snivy M.D.: Ten.
Snivy M.D.: Nine.
Snivy M.D.: Eight.
Snivy M.D.: Seven.
Snivy M.D.: FUCKING
[Bouncy] Piggy Turns off the cctv
Snivy M.D. stands up and grabs his chair.
Snivy M.D.: WHERE
Snivy M.D.: IS THE FUCKING
[Bouncy] Piggy shuts the one way mirror
Snivy M.D.: MONEY.
[Bouncy] Piggy turns on the sound proof
-ncr | Tator Core: six, five, four, three, two, one -does spirit fingers in the air- blast off 8D
Snivy M.D. throws the chair towards Tator.
Snivy M.D.: ...
Snivy M.D.: What's this?
Snivy M.D. listens to the receiver in his ear.
Snivy M.D.: So it appears we have a witness.
>>DSW<< Hades The Illuminati walks into the room
-ncr | Tator Core: -facedesk-
Snivy M.D.: Piggy, you want to take it from here?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Lets try it.
Snivy M.D.: I don't need the chief suspending me if I happen to strangle this guy.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Its cool dude
[Bouncy] Piggy opens the door
[Bouncy] Piggy walks in
[Bouncy] Piggy guards it
[Bouncy] Piggy: OUt snivy.
Snivy M.D.: F-
Snivy M.D.: Fine.
Snivy M.D. walks out.
[Bouncy] Piggy: We know what happens .
[Bouncy] Piggy locks the door
[Bouncy] Piggy: Hades.
>>DSW<< Hades The Illuminati: Yes?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Can you tell me what you saw yesterday at 9.02 pm?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Speak up.
-ncr | Tator Core: -faps-
[Bouncy] Piggy: We have cctv.
[Bouncy] Piggy: All this will be used in court.
>>DSW<< Hades The Illuminati: I saw Tator, entering the bank with a gun in his hands, afterwards i heard screams from the bank and then silence, after that i ran away.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Thank you hades.
[Bouncy] Piggy: So.
[Bouncy] Piggy: What do you have to say about this mr. potato?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Damn
[Bouncy] Piggy: It appears he isn't talking.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Snivy, ill give you free license.
[Bouncy] Piggy: The chief never has to know.
Snivy M.D.: Wonderful.
[Bouncy] Piggy walks out
Snivy M.D. walks in.
-ncr | Tator Core: -faps moar-
Snivy M.D. pulls out his pistol.
Snivy M.D.: YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE MONEY IS
Snivy M.D.: BEFORE I PAINT THE WALLS WITH YOUR FUCKING BRAIN.
-ncr | Tator Core: oh god! -faps harder-
[Bouncy] Piggy: SNIVY
[Bouncy] Piggy: THE CHIEF.
Snivy M.D.: FUCK THE CHEIF.
[Bouncy] Piggy: SNIVY
[Bouncy] Piggy: YOU KNOW YOU CANT
-ncr | Tator Core: (in hannibal lecter voice) tell me detective ...
Snivy M.D.: YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS
Snivy M.D.: ONE.
-ncr | Tator Core: how is carol?
Snivy M.D.: TWO.
Snivy M.D.: THREE.
Snivy M.D. shoots Tator in his ankle.
Snivy M.D. puts away his pistol and walks out of the room like a boss.
[Bouncy] Piggy: SNIVY
[Bouncy] Piggy: PUT THE GUN AWY
-ncr | Tator Core: -facepalm-
[Bouncy] Piggy: THE CHIEF IS WALKING I-----
The Chief walks in
Snivy M.D.: It was an accident Sir.
The Chief: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONE HERE?
Snivy M.D.: The suspect attempted to take my weapon,
Snivy M.D.: I had to sedate him before he opened fire on me.
-ncr | Tator Core: lololol
The Chief: Yeah, ofcourse he did, do you think im an moron?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Sir, i back Snivy up on this one.
Snivy M.D.: In all fairness, you are sort of a...
Snivy M.D.: No Sir. I don't.
-ncr | Tator Core: you know chief? I had a good life ... no tried to kill me or turn me into a potato or shoot me in the ankle
·UηİŦ··© walks into room
·UηİŦ··© stops
·UηİŦ··© walks back out
Snivy M.D.: I have important matters to attend to gentlemen.
-ncr | Tator Core follows
[Bouncy] Piggy: Do you know who that was?
Snivy M.D.: If you would excuse me.
Snivy M.D. walks to his office.
[Bouncy] Piggy pulls tator back.
The Chief: You know what, after having to write a 200 page report, i dont care anymore, Piggy, please take care of this as you will.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Your going no where.
The Chief walks out
[Bouncy] Piggy: tator.
[Bouncy] Piggy: you know who that was?
-ncr | Tator Core walks out
[Bouncy] Piggy: The person who walked in?
[Bouncy] Piggy Throws you on the floor
[Bouncy] Piggy: DONT TRY THAT
Snivy M.D. disconnected.
[Bouncy] Piggy: Your dead.
-ncr | Tator Core walks out
[Bouncy] Piggy pulls you back
[Bouncy] Piggy: /ties you to the wall
[Bouncy] Piggy ties you to the wall
-ncr | Tator Core walks right back out\
-ncr | Tator Core: *out
[Bouncy] Piggy: That is it.
[Bouncy] Piggy Pulls out his pistol.
-ncr | Tator Core stabs you and leaves
[Bouncy] Piggy Clutches himself ont eh ground
[Bouncy] Piggy shoots tator several times.
-ncr | Tator Core: this little "RP" is stupid -_-
-ncr | Tator Core: i'm gonna go do more entertaining things with my time
[Bouncy] Piggy: Like what tator?
-ncr | Tator Core: iunno probably watch some porn ... go shopping for a bit ... fap ... hookers and blow
-ncr | Tator Core: at the same time -awesome face-
[Bouncy] Piggy: Nice.
-ncr | Tator Core: derp
[Bouncy] Piggy: Why would you watch porn and have hookers at the same time?
-ncr | Tator Core: why not?
[Bouncy] Piggy: Your that needy that you need both at the same time ?
-ncr | Tator Core: are you actually taking this literally?
-ncr | Tator Core: -facedesk-
[Bouncy] Piggy: -facepalm-
[Bouncy] Piggy: IM PRETTY sure your dead
-ncr | Tator Core: and im pretty sure you're an idiot -_-
<<DSW>> Hades The Illuminati: -picard's epic double facepalm-
[Bouncy] Piggy: -triple facepalm-
<<DSW>> Hades The Illuminati: Ok enuff, i want to play terraria, its simple tator, piggy thinks you are a peado because you said something about wanting to kiss Unit
[Bouncy] Piggy: wut?
-ncr | Tator Core: kiss?
-ncr | Tator Core: wtf?
-ncr | Tator Core: and i could totally kiss him while he's in canada and im somewhere else
-ncr | Tator Core: wowwwww
-ncr | Tator Core: so everyone went to this stupid trouble for stupid nothingness
-ncr | Tator Core: give yourself a pat on the back ... you accomplished a whole bunch today
[Bouncy] Piggy: What?
[Bouncy] Piggy: I was lolling
-ncr | Tator Core: more like failing
-ncr | Tator Core: right, well ...
-ncr | Tator Core: I'm gonna go
[Bouncy] Piggy: Im an awkward turtel :/
-ncr | Tator Core: yea ... you do that
-ncr | Tator Core left chat.
·UηİŦ··©: ...

You may now stop reading.
Snivy, feel free to add anything.

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Foofoojack on May 15, 2011, 06:35:30 PM

Congratulations.

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Goat on May 15, 2011, 06:36:49 PM

I don't get this at all. A recap please?

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Deathie on May 15, 2011, 06:39:01 PM

Quote from: Goat on May 15, 2011, 06:36:49 PM

I don't get this at all. A recap please?

Unit got into deep shit with furries

one of them confused him as some sort of boyfriend and wanted to send him pics of his fucking dick

Although unit is genetically unable to be anything but nice, he asked me and Piggy to hold an intervention.

One interrogation and a bullet to the Ankle later, problem was resolved.

Group convo was full of lulz.

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Mr. Franklin on May 15, 2011, 06:59:30 PM

so furries tried to mess with unit? hmmm...

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Devie on May 15, 2011, 07:14:14 PM

Quote

-ncr | Tator Core: you can always say no to me
-ncr | Tator Core: you aren't obligated to do anything you don't want to
-ncr | Tator Core: we can be friends of course

LOOOOOOOOL IVE SERIOUSLY HEARD THIS SOOOOOOO MANY TIMES ROFL...................

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Deathie on May 15, 2011, 07:18:01 PM

Quote from: Mr. Franklin on May 15, 2011, 06:59:30 PM

so furries tried to mess with unit? hmmm...

Molest is a more appropriate term.

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Deacon on May 15, 2011, 07:34:14 PM

Quote from: Devie ♥ on May 15, 2011, 07:14:14 PM

LOOOOOOOOL IVE SERIOUSLY HEARD THIS SOOOOOOO MANY TIMES ROFL...................

im guessing those dots aren't a good thing.

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Jman on May 15, 2011, 08:44:28 PM

Man I shat bricks just reading that. If that was me, I'd shoot myself.

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: InfamousFelix on May 15, 2011, 09:29:50 PM

I lollllllled all over the place reading part 2, Piggy and Snivy, You two are epic, That was HILARIOUS, But yes, He's a pedobear.

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090419072105/wikiality/images/thumb/8/89/Pl-pedo-bear.png/300px-Pl-pedo-bear.png)

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Wafflepiezz on May 15, 2011, 10:35:23 PM

(http://synthesis.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lolwut.jpg)

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Supertoaster on May 16, 2011, 01:49:52 AM

Quote from: Wafflepiezz on May 15, 2011, 10:35:23 PM

(http://synthesis.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lolwut.jpg)

this was the exact same face exactly except my forehead was a lot bigger :trollface:

Title: Re: Elephant in the Room
Post by: Dale Feles on May 16, 2011, 03:57:58 AM

Quote from: Snivy M.D. on May 15, 2011, 06:39:01 PM

Unit got into deep shit with furries

one of them confused him as some sort of boyfriend and wanted to send him pics of his fucking dick

Although unit is genetically unable to be anything but nice, he asked me and Piggy to hold an intervention.

One interrogation and a bullet to the Ankle later, problem was resolved.

Group convo was full of lulz.

A bullet? No flamethrower?