14.
Die from a stroke 1 second before blowing out your 100th Birthday Cake.
GAME OVER
53.
Volunteer as test subject in time travel Experiment.
Time machine explodes; 1 second before the explosion it sends you 50 years into the future.
After re-establishing a wonderful life, You then succumb to the laws of nature itself;
The Time Displacement only lasts so long, and while you're doing something really important (Nobel Prize, Making love, Driving a Hovercar, Eating a Sandwich, Fapping) you are then suddenly warped back to the moment of the explosion and Die Instantly (If you were fapping you are now suddenly naked).
PROOUHFESSOOHR LAYYTOOHHHHNNNN
65 . Choking on a carrot
66. Choking on Carrot.
(Certain people may enjoy this one more than others
I just made three jokes now :trollface:)
GET the FUCK OUt
67. Trying to Get the Fuck Out through a Bulletproof window.
u trollin I know dis now :o