It is I, cogsandspigots.
First of all, please get my name right. It's cogs and spigots, not cogs and pigs, nor cog sand spigots. If you don't feel like saying the whole name, just say cogs.
2nd, I like video games, sailing, roller coasters, shooting stuff, blowing stuff up, and setting stuff on fire. Oh yeah, and making homemade ways of doing those things (except roller coasters and video games).
3rd, I don't rage easily, but it is easy to make me silently resent you. However, only 3 things can make me do that: complete lack of respect, hypocrites, and hackers. Don't do those things and we're cool, gangsta homie dude bro guy man person fellow gentleman .
4th, I like nutella.
Also, remember:
It takes 20 minutes for the cops to show up, I can be home and finished cleaning my guns by then.