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Title: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Cake Faice on March 12, 2011, 04:15:10 PM
Oh shit niggas. Since dat earthquake, yomocorp is left in piles of concrete. So, by trying to budget in our savings to rebuild yomocorp, while also helping the people of Japan, I have put together this document showing what we need to spend our money on. I had to make some downgrades (ex. we can finally stop putting $1000 Core i7's just for web browsing and playing minecraft) and what not. But this should fit in our budget limit:

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8509/yomocorp.png)
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Deathie on March 12, 2011, 04:24:11 PM
Death's Medical Corporation has raised $10,000,000
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Cheesicle on March 12, 2011, 05:06:10 PM
Cheesicle's Cheese flavored Ice Cream tried to sell its ice cream again, but ended up bankrupt.

again.

:(

Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Peetah on March 12, 2011, 05:20:56 PM
Tomahcorp is willing to donate 30% of the cost.
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Dr.Zomboss on March 12, 2011, 05:24:08 PM
Cheesicle's Cheese flavored Ice Cream tried to sell its ice cream again, but ended up bankrupt.

again.

:(

The problem with cheese flavour is that it rather tastes like unwashed feet than delicious cheese. Best example: Cheese Flips.
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Cheesicle on March 12, 2011, 05:25:25 PM
The problem with cheese flavour is that it rather tastes like unwashed feet than delicious cheese. Best example: Cheese Flips.

WHAT BLASPHEMY

actually yeah :(

BUT I USE REAL CHEESE IN THIS SHIT NIGGA
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Rocket50 on March 12, 2011, 05:27:00 PM
I'll donate 2000 cheese omlete ration packets.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSR7uiC-3hk4xk-LeQC9bKOjGV8Je1jIi5AqnPgfzuraxDSquS-AQ)

THEY ARE DELICIOUS.

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Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Dr.Zomboss on March 12, 2011, 05:27:25 PM
WHAT BLASPHEMY

actually yeah :(

BUT I USE REAL CHEESE IN THIS SHIT NIGGA

Then try to sell your ice cream to Dutch people. They love anything related to cheese or weed.
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Cheesicle on March 12, 2011, 05:27:44 PM
I'll donate 2000 cheese omlete ration packets.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSR7uiC-3hk4xk-LeQC9bKOjGV8Je1jIi5AqnPgfzuraxDSquS-AQ)

THEY ARE DELICIOUS.

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OMFG WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Dale Feles on March 12, 2011, 05:51:26 PM
OMFG WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!

According to rocket, cheese omlete's. Yum Yum
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Rocket50 on March 12, 2011, 05:52:43 PM
According to rocket, cheese omlete's. Yum Yum
(http://zebrabelly.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/o-rly__ruserious.jpg)
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Supertoaster on March 12, 2011, 06:24:56 PM
I am willing to donate all our toasters and bread.

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Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Rocket50 on March 12, 2011, 06:28:46 PM
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DUDE, THATS AN AWESOME IDEA; the Code Lyoko marathon on the Break Room TV will get dem lazy bastards back to work without arguements.
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Supertoaster on March 12, 2011, 06:35:38 PM
DUDE, THATS AN AWESOME IDEA; the Code Lyoko marathon on the Break Room TV will get dem lazy bastards back to work without arguements.
definitely  :trollface:
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Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Mr. Franklin on March 12, 2011, 08:09:16 PM
FranklinCorp is willing to pay for all of it, and to gather all the supplies for YomoCorp. Just need your soul :)
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Cheesicle on March 12, 2011, 08:11:59 PM
Cheesicle took Zomboss's advice and moved its business to the Netherlands. Business soared, and now Cheesicle is able to send relief to Yomo Corp.

All I need is your body.





If it is ready.
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Cake Faice on March 12, 2011, 08:31:35 PM
Get your crappy products in-gear, we're about $1,500,000 left from our goal to cover the damage.

Cheesicle, nids moar cheese flavored ice-cream

Don, nids use walmart bought sand for computer chips

Franklin, use aluminum foil for your car differentials

We iz almost thar....
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: ursus on March 12, 2011, 08:58:09 PM
Game Freak Inc. has raised 1.7 million dollars from our prostitution ring.
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Deacon on March 13, 2011, 03:29:43 AM
Deacon Doors Ltd. has gone bankrupt.
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: Rocket50 on March 13, 2011, 08:14:31 AM
R-50 Industries will give you 20% of our emergency ration packets. (2000 cheese omlettes.)

And a 'new', made in China nuclear reactor!
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: ursus on March 13, 2011, 08:20:37 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT REALLY HURTZ :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Jesus fuck, how can you post so fast?
Title: Re: Yomocorp Relief Effort Costs
Post by: » Magic « on March 13, 2011, 09:34:07 AM
Jesus fuck, how can you post so fast?

He's using a bot