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Title: Pony Thread
Post by: Cake Faice on February 13, 2011, 08:42:12 PM: (http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/5011/1297138356099.png)

GO GO GO!
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Deathie on February 13, 2011, 08:51:06 PM: If that were a real doll, I'd buy it and not be afraid to carry it around everywhere with me.

On a related note

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Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Cheesicle on February 15, 2011, 08:09:40 PM: Hey guys I have a horse.

It's amazing.

You should give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Deathie on February 15, 2011, 09:27:03 PM: Quote from: Cheesicle on February 15, 2011, 08:09:40 PM
Hey guys I have a horse.

It's amazing.

You should give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
Not this one.

DUUUDE.
WE SHOULD MELT IT TO A PASTE AND USE IT AS A MIX FOR BROWNIES.
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Supertoaster on February 15, 2011, 09:31:34 PM: (http://i56.tinypic.com/2i94duu.jpg)

LOOK AT THAT HORSE.
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Cheesicle on February 16, 2011, 12:59:11 AM: Quote from: Supertoaster on February 15, 2011, 09:31:34 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2i94duu.jpg)

LOOK AT THAT HORSE.

Well what have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and FUCK MY SISTER! I WILL BAN YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU 'TILL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK. Where the hell are you from anyway, private? Texas? HOLY DOG SHIT ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH OF A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN. DO YOU SUCK DICK? NO? BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE. I DON'T LIKE THE NAME SUPERTOASTER, ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED THAT. FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE. DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY PYLE, DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? NO? THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE. I WILL GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS. 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Deacon on February 16, 2011, 12:44:46 PM: Quote from: Cheesicle on February 16, 2011, 12:59:11 AM
Well what have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and FUCK MY SISTER! I WILL BAN YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU 'TILL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK. Where the hell are you from anyway, private? Texas? HOLY DOG SHIT ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH OF A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN. DO YOU SUCK DICK? NO? BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE. I DON'T LIKE THE NAME SUPERTOASTER, ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED THAT. FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE. DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY PYLE, DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? NO? THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE. I WILL GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS. 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!

I fucking love you
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Supertoaster on February 16, 2011, 01:01:31 PM: Quote from: Cheesicle on February 16, 2011, 12:59:11 AM
Well what have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and FUCK MY SISTER! I WILL BAN YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU 'TILL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK. Where the hell are you from anyway, private? Texas? HOLY DOG SHIT ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH OF A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN. DO YOU SUCK DICK? NO? BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE. I DON'T LIKE THE NAME SUPERTOASTER, ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED THAT. FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE. DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY PYLE, DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? NO? THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE. I WILL GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS. 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!
And when I woke up, mom and dad, were rolling on the couch, rolling numbers rock and rolling and got my kiss records out.

mommys alright
daddys alright

they just seem a little weird.

surrender,surrender
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Deacon on February 16, 2011, 01:07:42 PM: Quote from: Supertoaster on February 16, 2011, 01:01:31 PM
And when I woke up, mom and dad, were rolling on the couch, rolling numbers rock and rolling and got my kiss records out.

mommys alright
daddys alright

they just seem a little weird.

surrender,surrender

......the fuck
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Supertoaster on February 16, 2011, 01:09:36 PM: Quote from: Deacon on February 16, 2011, 01:07:42 PM
......the fuck
and then fly as high as you can in the sky on your beautiful horse watching the dragons as they bathe in the hot spring water which appears above the Hawaiian islands in Alaska.

so far..

so.... vivid..
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Deacon on February 16, 2011, 01:11:25 PM: Ill be leaving now
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Cake Faice on February 16, 2011, 02:31:20 PM: My Penis just became limp.
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Cheesicle on February 16, 2011, 04:01:07 PM: Quote from: Supertoaster on February 16, 2011, 01:09:36 PM
and then fly as high as you can in the sky on your beautiful horse watching the dragons as they bathe in the hot spring water which appears above the Hawaiian islands in Alaska.

so far..

so.... vivid..

Quote from: Cake Faic on February 16, 2011, 02:31:20 PM
My Penis just became limp.
Title: Re: Pony Thread
Post by: Peetah on February 16, 2011, 05:58:37 PM: Well that was a quick derail.