So he had never heard of minecraft until this miraculous day I decided to let him use my account, and what did he find the first few minutes?
Diamond Ore.
A diamond block (the blue one)
A huge lava fountain.
Note this all above ground, i'm pretty sure he is fucking trolling me
(http://img104.herosh.com/2011/02/06/527557680.jpg)
(http://img101.herosh.com/2011/02/06/85321707.jpg)
(http://img102.herosh.com/2011/02/06/742103655.jpg)