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Title: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Sabb on December 21, 2010, 06:23:39 PM
Fuckin' a.

My cousins just flew over to here from Winnipeg, and they're all fairly annoying. Mainly because they're strong Christians, and always preach when ever we see them.
So anyways, I get to have them over here for 2 weeks... fml.

Fortunately though, my one cousin (they're both girls) had some sense, and actually decided to date a guy that's really cool, but he's completely opposite from them. Though he's really polite and stuff, he comes from a rough family where all of them smoke cigars and pot openly.

So, I saw him last summer, and since then he moved in with my cousins and therefore came with everyone to my house for Christmas.

That's basically the only good thing that came out of it.

So, I was with them for a while, and had Swiss Chalet dinner with them, and after when we're all just talking, my brother brings down one of his CDs. I already can tell this is going to go horribly wrong, because my cousins, as I said, are strong Christians. And my brother, he listens to death metal and stuff like that. So he brings down a Mushroomhead CD, thankfully one of his lighter bands, and plays some songs.

Here's the song he played:
Mushroomhead Holes In The Void (track 6) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E74k5fzUyic#)

(btw, Mushroomhead ftw)


Clearly, they don't like it, but they don't want to say that openly to offend him or something. So instead, after we listen to a song of Mushroomhead, my uncle retaliates with this:

Satan Sings...The Father of All Lies! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irhWHG6bsXE#)

Fuck me :l.

I'm also going to go out for breakfast with them tommorow. Wish me luck ._..
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Jman on December 21, 2010, 06:24:56 PM
Gl, hf.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Hitman on December 21, 2010, 06:25:43 PM
Convert into a christian.  ;D
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Sabb on December 21, 2010, 06:27:22 PM
Oh also, I left the room when they decided to play this:

Canadian, Please (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw#ws)


I'm sure Shawn remembers that lol.




Convert into a christian.  ;D
Eh, never said I wasn't Christian. I'm just not so closed minded as them. I'm more open to different ideas and opinions, and the rest of my family is like that too, so it really annoys us when they preach like that all the time.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Deacon on December 21, 2010, 06:30:59 PM
good fucking luck man.
seriously.
(http://www.antisoccermom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/9_funny_jesus_thumbs_up.jpg)
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Don on December 21, 2010, 06:34:15 PM
So, I was with them for a while, and had Swiss Chalet dinner with them
:3

Also, if you're looking for anything black metalish that is incredibly terrible but will make hardcore christians rage, get some Cradle of Filth and Nargaroth.
Probably the two worst Black Metal bands that exist.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Sabb on December 21, 2010, 06:36:13 PM
:3

Also, if you're looking for anything black metalish that is incredibly terrible but will make hardcore christians rage, get some Cradle of Filth and Nargaroth.
Probably the two worst Black Metal bands that exist.
Trust me that shit sucks.
My brother's got music much worse than that.
Much worse ._..
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Mr. Franklin on December 21, 2010, 06:57:27 PM
Good Luck Chuck. Im gonna be listening to some classy Metallica. Maybe that will tear their soul's apart? maybe?
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Sabb on December 21, 2010, 07:01:22 PM
Good Luck Chuck. Im gonna be listening to some classy Metallica. Maybe that will tear their soul's apart? maybe?
Lol.
Metallica's good.
Not hard core enough though. :dukenukem:
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: blαh2355 on December 21, 2010, 07:01:37 PM
this is why i'm atheist :trollface:
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: HaHa on December 21, 2010, 07:06:08 PM
Oh also, I left the room when they decided to play this:

Canadian, Please (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw#ws)


I'm sure Shawn remembers that lol.



Eh, never said I wasn't Christian. I'm just not so closed minded as them. I'm more open to different ideas and opinions, and the rest of my family is like that too, so it really annoys us when they preach like that all the time.

My ears scream rape.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Frank on December 21, 2010, 07:10:13 PM
Devourment?
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Rocket50 on December 21, 2010, 07:26:51 PM
Oh also, I left the room when they decided to play this:

Canadian, Please (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw#ws)


I'm sure Shawn remembers that lol.



Eh, never said I wasn't Christian. I'm just not so closed minded as them. I'm more open to different ideas and opinions, and the rest of my family is like that too, so it really annoys us when they preach like that all the time.


Lol this song, my history teacher played in a lesson this as a way to demonstrate "Canadian Identity"

I cant imagine why you would leave as soon as your relatives played this song :P
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Tiger Guy on December 21, 2010, 07:29:27 PM
(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/109/finaz.jpg)
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Seb on December 21, 2010, 07:40:20 PM
>Fortunately though, my one cousin (they're both girls) had some sense, and actually decided to date a guy that's really cool, but he's completely opposite from them. Though he's really polite and stuff, he comes from a rough family where all of them smoke cigars and pot openly.
>Though he's really polite and stuff, he comes from a rough family where all of them smoke cigars and pot openly.
>smoke cigars and pot openly
>smoke pot
>mfw clean Christian girl goes out with badass mofo
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Sabb on December 21, 2010, 07:43:51 PM
>Fortunately though, my one cousin (they're both girls) had some sense, and actually decided to date a guy that's really cool, but he's completely opposite from them. Though he's really polite and stuff, he comes from a rough family where all of them smoke cigars and pot openly.
>Though he's really polite and stuff, he comes from a rough family where all of them smoke cigars and pot openly.
>smoke cigars and pot openly
>smoke pot
>mfw clean Christian girl goes out with badass mofo
Lolya.
That one isn't actually as bad. She started to understand how ridiculous her family was a while ago, but she's still annoying usually. Not as bad though.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Deacon on December 21, 2010, 07:56:48 PM
>Fortunately though, my one cousin (they're both girls) had some sense, and actually decided to date a guy that's really cool, but he's completely opposite from them. Though he's really polite and stuff, he comes from a rough family where all of them smoke cigars and pot openly.
>Though he's really polite and stuff, he comes from a rough family where all of them smoke cigars and pot openly.
>smoke cigars and pot openly
>smoke pot
>mfw clean Christian girl goes out with badass mofo

because smoking pot makes you a badass.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Cake Faice on December 21, 2010, 07:57:51 PM
Good Luck Chuck. Im gonna be listening to some classy Metallica. Maybe that will tear their soul's apart? maybe?

Fuck_yea.jpg
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: ursus on December 21, 2010, 11:18:02 PM

>mfw clean Christian girl goes out with badass mofo

>mfw seb thinks pot is badass
full retarded.jpg
Title: Re: GOOD LORD SAVE ME
Post by: Don on December 21, 2010, 11:23:14 PM
Usually, people that keep on repeating how much pot they smoke are trying to proof something and don't smoke pot in real life.
Make your maths.