.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers
Restricted (Read Only) => Senior Members => Topic started by: Seb on December 17, 2010, 04:34:15 PM
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*I walk into bathroom, cockroach is on sink near the turn dials to control water flow*
Me: Mom, there's a cockroach in the bathroom.
Mom: I'll get the raid.
Me: *closes door* Well, Mr. Cockroach, I'm rather sorry I've just condemned you to your death.
Mr. Cockroach: *seems to look up at me*
Me: Not a lot of people like your type, don't they?
Mr. Cockroach: *antennas wiggle*
Me: You're a good listener, Mr. Cockroach, everybody just thinks you're filthy.
Mr. Cockroach: *crawls an inch*
Me: So, you're going to die any second now. Do you like your lifestyle?
Mr. Cockroach: *turns back on me*
Me: You don't like it?
Mr. Cockroach: *starts eating something*
Me: Hard to find food, isn't it?
Mr. Cockroach: *walks to edge of sink basin and starts slipping*
Me: No, Mr. Cockroach, don't slip!
Mr. Cockroach: *slips, crawls into hole in sink (not the drain)*
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Nooo, why'd you let Mr. Cockroach slip? :'(
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me: * close drain and run water* before you die, enjoy a nice pool
me: *open drain*
cockroch: FUCK YOU
me: WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!@ IDONTEVEN! ima post this on rnd
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>mfw people think they can cockraches that easily
The best way is smashing them.
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me: * close drain and run water* before you die, enjoy a nice pool
me: *open drain*
cockroch: FUCK YOU
me: WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!@ IDONTEVEN! ima post this on rnd
*I walk into bathroom, cockroach is on sink near the turn dials to control water flow*
Me: Mom, there's a cockroach in the bathroom.
Mom: I'll get the raid.
Me: *closes door* Well, Mr. Cockroach, I'm rather sorry I've just condemned you to your death.
Mr. Cockroach: *seems to look up at me*
Me: Not a lot of people like your type, don't they?
Mr. Cockroach: *antennas wiggle*
Me: You're a good listener, Mr. Cockroach, everybody just thinks you're filthy.
Mr. Cockroach: *crawls an inch*
Me: So, you're going to die any second now. Do you like your lifestyle?
Mr. Cockroach: *turns back on me*
Me: You don't like it?
Mr. Cockroach: *starts eating something*
Me: Hard to find food, isn't it?
Mr. Cockroach: *walks to edge of sink basin and starts slipping*
Me: No, Mr. Cockroach, don't slip!
Mr. Cockroach: *slips, crawls into hole in sink (not the drain)*
:l
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:l
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iknow it didnt go in drain. close drain and fill up sink. he has pool :D
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>mfw people think they can cockraches that easily
The best way is smashing them.
>mfw you use mfw in every damn thread\
> :gtfo:
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>mfw you use mfw in every damn thread\
> :gtfo:
>mfw you always use >'s
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Marked complaining about someone's grammar, oh wow.
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Marked complaining about someone's grammar, oh wow.
yea
shit just got serious.
and the remaining shit hit the impeller
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yea
shit just got serious.
and the remaining shit hit the impeller
....what
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DERAILED THREAD IS DERAILED
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DERAILED THREAD IS DERAILED
The thread was about how you had a deep conversation with a cockroach.
I don't think this thread is subject to derailment.
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What about your mother? What fucking took her so long to get the damn raid.
Oh wait, that was the same day i had my way with her.
:trollface: :trollface: :trollface:
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What about your mother? What fucking took her so long to get the damn raid.
ROFL.
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Im pretty sure cockroaches in your house means you need to CLEAN IT MORE OFTEN
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Im pretty sure cockroaches in your house means you need to CLEAN IT MORE OFTEN
Damnit, I can't -1 in this section.
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Damnit, I can't -1 in this section.
Another time, master...
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Damnit, I can't -1 in this section.
LOL
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Damnit, I can't -1 in this section.
That would have earned you a +1.
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Damnit, I can't -1 in this section.
luls
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Damnit, I can't -1 in this section.
Damit cant +1 your post.
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This topic makes me sad.