It's a fairly large list. I'm sure someone probably has something to oppose me about, please don't.
Those who can't do anything themselves and you have to fix the problem every time even after you showed them the solution.
-"Sam, the computer isn't working! I can't go on Facebook, what did you do?"
-"How do I use eBay?"
When you correct a twit on the internet with "You're" and they hit you with weak insults for teaching them. I know that it's a bad trend to follow but it has a positive impact.
People who ask stupid questions at terrible times.
"Did they have icy-poles in WWI?"
The short-ass swagfags who think they know what good rap and try to be thugs on their plastic skateboards. They talk shit to people without even bringing up a valid point.
When I be the only honest person in the class and tell a teacher that I couldn't be bothered doing such a pointless task in my own time and getting a detention for it. They need proper feedback from us. The "My work is on the computer" excuse is always somehow accepted even when the entire class uses it.
When people use the tag "NZ" in their IGNs. For example- NZ InFect1ons. You can instantly tell they are idiots. I've seen hundreds of them in generic FPS games and have never seen them friendly with anyone without the "NZ" tag.
On Facebook, the people who do "LIKE AND ILL BE HONST BOUT U" and then spam your feed with "TBH your such a _______"
Guests at my house think my anime collection is all hentai.
Girls at school asking me about they can be a "nerd" like me.
People "apologizing" to me after they did some pretty bad things, and you're always in a position where you can't deny it. Then after that you have an uneasiness between each other.
Guys trying to get with one of my sisters through faking friends with me.
Getting looked at funny when at some shops. A tall guy with glasses like myself doesn't look that suspicious, does he?
People who can't listen to any other music but dubstep/techno.
Nobody believes you until it's too late. That actually gets fun after you rub the failure in their face afterwards.
Everyone who just shits out "lol" at the end of their sentence. Those people don't even find it funny but still do this crap. "But I did lol"
Having to gift someone back after they gave you something shitty.
Getting screwed over at shops when you call them to see if they have something, then you go and they don't have it.
News programs which use zoo animals or something equally unimportant to make a headline.
All Australian DVDs/Other media
-Youtube Reply Girls
-Idiots
-People going around with yolo/swag
-People who use memes wrong
-The fact that most people in my school who are "nerds" don't know shit compared to me
-Those dumb kids in my classes that talk shit and somehow pass with an A
-My laptop
-My chair is breaking down
-Kids on video games being annoying
-Being broke
-The fact that my keyboard is wobbly/ uneven rubber stoppers
-Oily head = clean headphones everyday
-Wires around my table everywhere
-Homework (although I do finish all of it before school ends)
-When my sister watches movies again for the 20th time
-When I forget what I'm going to say
-Trash all around my computer station(s)
-Sunlight blinding me but nobody else ever squints or ANYTHING
-Bugs
-Any animal that goes near me
-Eating beans on the weekend
-That school lunches have meat (Vegetarian/ Vegan super asian :-[)
-I suck at things that aren't related to math/logic
-Essays about English
-Foreign Language tests
-When I'm playing TTT and I get RDMed as DETECTIVE :(
-When I have stuff to do, but I'm too lazy to switch tabs on my browser #firstworldproblems
-When I get haircuts and my head gets my headphones oilier than when I had longer hair