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Title: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Monorail Cat on December 01, 2012, 09:13:38 PM
Okay, I hads an idea.  Everyone, reply with a random pun and whichever one has the most +1s when the competition ends in 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY (Sat. 15, December at 8pm eastern U.S.) will get a secret prezunt from yours truly on Steam.  If there's a tie, I will put them in a hat and choose one at random.  Let's get punny!  PLEASE, 1 ENTRY PER PERSON.  Actually, if you want to post more puns, just modify your original post and put the pun in a spoiler.  If you put more than one, I will only choose your first, and disregard all of your following.

On a sidenote, my Source SDK finally got fixed (THANK YOU SAMO <3), so I am ready to "Hammer" out my map!
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Seb on December 01, 2012, 09:19:02 PM
i don't want a reward

never give your uncle an anteater
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Tiger Guy on December 01, 2012, 09:24:17 PM
Quote from: Seb on December 01, 2012, 09:19:02 PM
never give your uncle an anteater

i dont get it but jamaicain' me sick!
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Samo on December 01, 2012, 10:24:01 PM
I'm glad I learn't sign language. It's pretty handy.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Deacon on December 01, 2012, 10:52:05 PM
This pun is horrible. You could say...it SUCKS.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: saivon on December 01, 2012, 11:36:07 PM
What did the sushi say to the other sushi Wasabi HA.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Tortie on December 02, 2012, 12:10:06 AM
Quote from: Tiger Guy on December 01, 2012, 09:24:17 PM
i dont get it but jamaicain' me sick!
thats pretty punny
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on December 02, 2012, 04:02:47 AM
I have my raisins as to why I don't grape when it comes to wine-ing things. Punch me, peas.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Dale Feles on December 02, 2012, 05:01:06 AM
I don't SEA why boats float.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: blαh2355 on December 02, 2012, 05:30:54 AM
I never asked for this.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Astropilot on December 02, 2012, 05:44:30 AM
I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They're always raisinette.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Alphaggot on December 02, 2012, 06:40:40 AM
All your puns are pretty irelephant, I don't want to make my voice horse over this thread.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: whagman on December 02, 2012, 08:09:53 AM
they teld me caffiene was bad 4 u so then i said auschwitz 2 dekaf
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Cake Faice on December 02, 2012, 08:31:36 AM
If I hear one more 9/11 joke, I'm going to collapse in anger! Anne frankly, if I hear one more holocaust joke, I'm going to be fuherious!
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Tiger Guy on December 02, 2012, 08:50:25 AM
Quote from: Cake Faice on December 02, 2012, 08:31:36 AM
If I hear one more 9/11 joke, I'm going to collapse in anger!

now that's just plane wrong!
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Cariad† on December 02, 2012, 04:15:17 PM
Spiders on my internet web browser.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on December 02, 2012, 09:39:03 PM
I have a bone to pick with you, you're quacking me up.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Ἆxule on December 02, 2012, 09:43:42 PM
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Supertoaster on December 02, 2012, 11:01:23 PM
A black man walks into a KKK meeting.

They call him a Nigger.

This is a  funny pun.

Yes.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Purple on December 02, 2012, 11:35:28 PM
A RATHER TRASHY GAL WALKS INTO AN EAR DOCTORS OFFICE
"SO ARE YOU TAKING IT IN THE EAR TODAY?"
I LEL'D IT IS FUNNY JOKE
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Ἆxule on December 03, 2012, 12:04:43 AM
Quote from: Supertoaster on December 02, 2012, 11:01:23 PM
A black man walks into a KKK meeting.

They call him a Nigger.

This is a  funny pun.

Yes.
Quote from: Purple on December 02, 2012, 11:35:28 PM
A RATHER TRASHY GAL WALKS INTO AN EAR DOCTORS OFFICE
"SO ARE YOU TAKING IT IN THE EAR TODAY?"
I LEL'D IT IS FUNNY JOKE

Okay.
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Tiger Guy on December 03, 2012, 04:33:17 AM
Quote from: Supertoaster on December 02, 2012, 11:01:23 PM
A black man walks into a KKK meeting.

They call him a Nigger.

This is a  funny pun.

Yes.

They don't have to be so black and white about it.

Quote from: Purple on December 02, 2012, 11:35:28 PM
A RATHER TRASHY GAL WALKS INTO AN EAR DOCTORS OFFICE
"SO ARE YOU TAKING IT IN THE EAR TODAY?"
I LEL'D IT IS FUNNY JOKE

I don't know, maybe she should've taken it tongue-in-cheek.


I need to stop
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Monorail Cat on December 15, 2012, 06:59:10 PM
Ok, well we have a winner.  There was kind of a large tie, but I put them into a randomizer thing i programmed, and it chose a winner Congrats! You win Bit.Trip Runner!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: It's Pun Tiem!
Post by: Cheesicle on December 17, 2012, 07:22:10 AM
Too late but...

Quote from: Alphaggot on December 02, 2012, 06:40:40 AM
All your puns are pretty irelephant, I don't want to make my voice horse over this thread.

That pun was so bad, you should be put in custardy


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