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.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers (Read Only) => Discussion => Topic started by: Кrаsher on October 21, 2010, 06:38:10 PM

Title: Bob's Gift
Post by: Кrаsher on October 21, 2010, 06:38:10 PM: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since last Friday.
Title: Re: Bob's Gift
Post by: Jman on October 21, 2010, 06:51:47 PM: LOL :))
Title: Re: Bob's Gift
Post by: Rocket50 on October 21, 2010, 07:16:08 PM: Rofl
Title: Re: Bob's Gift
Post by: Sexist on October 21, 2010, 09:33:34 PM: It's really bugging me how people tell jokes on this forum that I've known since I was 11.
Title: Re: Bob's Gift
Post by: Don on October 22, 2010, 02:30:48 AM: Quote from: Sexist on October 21, 2010, 09:33:34 PM
It's really bugging me how people tell jokes on this forum that I've known since I was 11.
Three years aren't really a long time.
Title: Re: Bob's Gift
Post by: Hitman on October 22, 2010, 03:09:57 AM: Quote from: Sexist on October 21, 2010, 09:33:34 PM
It's really bugging me how people tell jokes on this forum that I've known since I was 11.
And? Most of the people here haven't heard them yet.
Title: Re: Bob's Gift
Post by: Mr. Franklin on October 22, 2010, 11:30:24 AM: funny... :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Bob's Gift
Post by: Sexist on October 22, 2010, 03:13:46 PM: Quote from: Le Dôn on October 22, 2010, 02:30:48 AM
Three years aren't really a long time.

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