AHPAHYA AAHGHAPGBHAPBH
I have no presents because I am poor but accept my wishes (and hopes and dreams, they're equally worthless)
happy 113th birthday.I'd like to thank the molecules in my body for not falling apart at such an old age.
I'd like to thank the molecules in my body for not falling apart at such an old age.Happy birthday you little fuck, here's your present.
I luv you all.
Especially you. Tiger gay/deacon.
Happy birthday you little fuck, here's your present.OMFG A BOAT.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OMFG A BOAT.
I HATE MY LIFE, MY DAD BOUGHT ME THE WRONG PORSCHE.
sophie was just a phase
HAFUCKING PANAMERA, I WANTED A 911 TURBO S GTR SUPER GTS SUPERSPORT!!!
CAYENNE
FUCKING PANAMERA, I WANTED A!!!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Don't worry cake face. It'll come in timeI've always wanted my own Lyra soup can holder.