When of all days of the week you could get sick on, you get sick on a Saturday? Some might think that's better because then you won't miss school, so instead you get to miss out on your whole weekend, because I mean who needs to have a enjoyable time after a long week of school/work when you can lie in bed feeling shitty?
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no it can't
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I've been sick with the flu/pneumonia before and it definitely lasted more then one day.
I've always had really bad stomach problems, so I could wake up for weeks in a ton of pain. x_x