i dun even, view at own discretion
9:30 PM - Purple has a long furry tail.
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg855/scaled.php?server=855&filename=dafuqy.png&res=medium)
9:30 PM - Purple strokes his dog penis.
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg191/scaled.php?server=191&filename=dafuq1.png&res=medium)
9:30 PM - Purple: /gl meows seductively.
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg684/scaled.php?server=684&filename=dafuq3.png&res=medium)
9:31 PM - Purple has all 6 nipps pierced
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg845/scaled.php?server=845&filename=dafuq4.png&res=medium)
9:31 PM - Purple begins to OIL UP
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg210/scaled.php?server=210&filename=dafuq5.png&res=medium)
fondle them...
slowwwwwwly
Xrain:No, I think we shouldn't have a problem...
Gordon Frohman:HRM Well it seems that the coast is clear, quickly open the door before he comes back from takin a dump...
Xrain:I...I can't do it!!
Gordon Frohman:YES You CAN it's not brain surgery!
Xrain opens the door to reveal his boss's office.
Gordon Frohman:Oh my god! There it is! I knew the cake wasn't a lie!
Xrain:Yes! We shall gobble all over the cake like gluttons this time and show Coolz we want our promotion badly!!!
Gordon Frohman:Awyeahbishes!
Gordon and Xrain start eating their hearts out as they gobble on the cake...
*Le Footsteps*
Gordon Frohman:Crap he is coming!!! PANIC BUTTON TIME!
Gordon Frohman runs out of the office.
Xrain:Well shucks, What the hell can I do now :ghost:
Coolzeldad walks into the room and gasps ???
Xrain:Uhh Hi boss :hellokitty:
Coolzeldad:What the hell did you do to my designer cake :link:
Xrain Uhh :idk:
Coolzeldad:OMG :jackolantern: NOW I CAN PUNISH YOU!
Xrain:But you always punish people who don't deserve it :<
Coolzeldad:Well now I can do it and not get any complaints from my mother >:P
Xrain: GORDON FROHMAN SET ME UP, HE WALKED ME IN HERE ATE THE CAKE THEN WHEN YOU WERE COMING BY HE RAN OUT OF HERE!11!!
Coolzeldad:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IMA BAN YOU ALL KTHNX.
Coolzeldad skips out of the room singing whom the bells toll
THe world explodes
and thats the end of this crazy ridiculous story.
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