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Creative Arts (Read Only) => Literature => Topic started by: Tabitha on January 26, 2012, 05:10:17 AM

Title: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Tabitha on January 26, 2012, 05:10:17 AM

Xrain:No, I think we shouldn't have a problem...
Gordon Frohman:HRM Well it seems that the coast is clear, quickly open the door before he comes back from takin a dump...
Xrain:I...I can't do it!!
Gordon Frohman:YES You CAN it's not brain surgery!
Xrain opens the door to reveal his boss's office.
Gordon Frohman:Oh my god! There it is! I knew the cake wasn't a lie!
Xrain:Yes! We shall gobble all over the cake like gluttons this time and show Coolz we want our promotion badly!!!
Gordon Frohman:Awyeahbishes!
Gordon and Xrain start eating their hearts out as they gobble on the cake...
*Le Footsteps*
Gordon Frohman:Crap he is coming!!! PANIC BUTTON TIME!
Gordon Frohman runs out of the office.
Xrain:Well shucks, What the hell can I do now  :ghost:
Coolzeldad walks into the room and gasps  ???
Xrain:Uhh Hi boss  :hellokitty:
Coolzeldad:What the hell did you do to my designer cake  :link:
Xrain Uhh  :idk:
Coolzeldad:OMG  :jackolantern: NOW I CAN PUNISH YOU!
Xrain:But you always punish people who don't deserve it :<
Coolzeldad:Well now I can do it and not get any complaints from my mother >:P
Xrain: GORDON FROHMAN SET ME UP, HE WALKED ME IN HERE ATE THE CAKE THEN WHEN YOU WERE COMING BY HE RAN OUT OF HERE!11!!
Coolzeldad:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IMA BAN YOU ALL KTHNX.
Coolzeldad skips out of the room singing whom the bells toll
THe world explodes
and thats the end of this crazy ridiculous story.

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: TehHank on January 26, 2012, 05:27:10 AM

hooray more mindfuck

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Jman on January 26, 2012, 07:00:01 AM

Please, for the sake of humanity, stop making these.

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Foofoojack on January 26, 2012, 07:43:47 AM

This is probably going to be labeled as spam soon enough.

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Apie2 on January 26, 2012, 08:37:22 AM

Derp

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Cable on January 26, 2012, 09:06:58 AM

Oh, again?
*ahem*

What

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Seb on January 26, 2012, 11:27:22 AM

I'm doing this one. I called it.

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Jman on January 26, 2012, 11:43:14 AM

Quote from: Seb on January 26, 2012, 11:27:22 AM

I'm doing this one. I called it.

Well congrats

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Seb on January 26, 2012, 11:46:19 AM

Quote from: Jman on January 26, 2012, 11:43:14 AM

Well congrats

thank you

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: cogsandspigots on January 26, 2012, 12:02:45 PM

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Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: TehHank on January 26, 2012, 12:06:57 PM

Quote from: cogsandspigots on January 26, 2012, 12:02:45 PM

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"Mr Holmes"

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Tabitha on January 26, 2012, 10:45:33 PM

OMG I AM LOVED! THEY WILL KEEP COMING!
ANd it isn't spam if people can actually have fun with these and it's not senseless mindscrewing like "THE FOX REGURGITATED OVER THE BROWN DOG FENCE THAT IS NOT YES NO FUN" :D Le mindfuckle

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Xrain on January 27, 2012, 05:20:02 AM

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Xrain: GORDON FROHMAN SET ME UP, HE WALKED ME IN HERE ATE THE CAKE THEN WHEN YOU WERE COMING BY HE RAN OUT OF HERE!11!!

If I ever talk like that, please shoot me.

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Gordon Frohman:YES You CAN it's not brain surgery!

If you knew anything about me, "It's not rocket science" would have been a more ironic and appropriate response.


If you intend on doing satirical comedy about people, I recommend doing some research on them to make it more relevant and ironic.

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: ursus on January 27, 2012, 08:47:31 AM

Quote from: Xrain on January 27, 2012, 05:20:02 AM

If I ever talk like that, please shoot me.

If you knew anything about me, "It's not rocket science" would have been a more ironic and appropriate response.


If you intend on doing satirical comedy about people, I recommend doing some research on them to make it more relevant and ironic.

Making good stories isn't that hard, not like it's rocket surgery or anything.

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Jman on January 27, 2012, 12:49:15 PM

Quote from: Tabitha on January 26, 2012, 10:45:33 PM

OMG I AM LOVED! THEY WILL KEEP COMING!
ANd it isn't spam if people can actually have fun with these and it's not senseless mindscrewing like "THE FOX REGURGITATED OVER THE BROWN DOG FENCE THAT IS NOT YES NO FUN" :D Le mindfuckle

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/351/eb6.jpg?1307463786)

Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Tabitha on January 27, 2012, 03:51:25 PM

Quote from: Jman on January 27, 2012, 12:49:15 PM

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Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: ursus on January 27, 2012, 04:01:43 PM

Quote from: Tabitha on January 27, 2012, 03:51:25 PM

How's this for you?  :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface:

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Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Tiger Guy on January 27, 2012, 04:06:21 PM

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Title: Re: Oh no Xrain, we can't eat it!
Post by: Cake Faice on January 27, 2012, 07:36:22 PM

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