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Creative Arts (Read Only) => Literature => Topic started by: Tabitha on January 22, 2012, 03:41:50 PM

Title: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Tabitha on January 22, 2012, 03:41:50 PM: Coolz: See if you can change da pass word! We need this face book account!
Hot_green_soldier: Shee-eet maaayun! DIS GAWY HAS A TAWN OF CODE ON FB!
Computer:LOLOL You cannot stop Furfags Coolz, I lied...
Coolz:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Alarm Clock Goes off*
Coolz:AAHHHH! FIRE!
Coolz falls off the bed...
Coolz:Well that hurt -.- now I'm getting a bruise today, WHAT'LL THE GIRLS THINK OF ME :'(

Lata At Coolz School (Aka Wirebuild)
DoucheKleiner: LOL LOL YOU GUYS! With your yellow wristbands and your comical faces stupid excuses for bruises and people with abnormally BIG HANDS
Coolz:MR.Kleiner when do we get our computing grades-
Hot_green_soldier: LOLOL DUUUUUUUUUUDE THAT IS SO TOTALLY OLD NEWS!!!
SomeRetard: Can someone drive me to japan or somethin?
DoucheKleiner: Are you paying for fuel, Retard?
SomeRetard:YAH WHATEVA!
DoucheKleiner:Then let's go! I hope you can swim.
*SomeRetard and DoucheKleiner leave the room in a hurry.
Coolz:LOLOL I BAGS TEACHER NOW!
Hot_green_soldier: BOO! I WANT TEACHER
XRain:NU I am teacher!
Coolz:One word everyone and it isn't furfag of fag or fur!
Hot_green_soldier: oh lol Coolz went alpha male on our asses!
Coolz: LOL HELLO /BAN Hot_green_soldier
Hot_green_soldier dies a horrible death :pacman: :bluepacmanghost:

After a heart aching day of the servers it's time for coolz to kick back on the forums.

Coolz just strolling down the forums when the screen goes red and he jumps out of his chair
Coolz: AWMEGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAN DIS DDOS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KILL DA COMPUTER!!!! KILL ITTTTTT KILL DDOS D:<
Door Bell rings.
Coolz casually walks to the door...
The door slams down on coolz flat.
Yomofox:YO IS DIS WERE DA GERMAN SPARKEL PARTAY AT?
Coolz:Oh lord -.-
Yomofox:OH der seems to be no one here...LOLOL Let's wait for them to get home...get the party started CanadiFags!
Coolz:NO BAN LEAVE NOON OONOONONONONON DDOS OMG!
A few hours later...
Yomofox:I LIKE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY BITCHETCHS!
Coolz:Dats it. LEET HAX TIME.
Yomofox dies like pacman.
And the world blows up.
Batman: NOT TODAY EVIL ZERG EMPEROR OF THE EVIL ALLIANCE!
Woody:Heeyy BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! Look at mah thang *LIfts up manly kilt without underpants*
THE WORLD BLOWS UP WORSER THAN BEFORE!!! AHHAHAHA

Note from creator:Da fuks dis shet?
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Deacon on January 22, 2012, 03:43:10 PM: ...ok, i'll say it.

Why are you posting these?
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Foofoojack on January 22, 2012, 03:45:58 PM: I can't even understand any of this.
Quote from: Deacon on January 22, 2012, 03:43:10 PM
...ok, i'll say it.

Why are you posting these?
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Shawn on January 22, 2012, 04:28:21 PM: The fuck....
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Tiger Guy on January 22, 2012, 04:54:13 PM: (http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7571/1327280458737.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: ursus on January 22, 2012, 05:49:39 PM: (http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly3qrsMRFo1r9ec8ko1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: coolzeldad on January 22, 2012, 06:16:50 PM: This needs a sarcastic but semi-serious narration on youtube or somefing lol
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: ursus on January 22, 2012, 06:18:19 PM: Quote from: coolzeldad on January 22, 2012, 06:16:50 PM
This needs a sarcastic but semi-serious narration on youtube or somefing lol

I will seriously do this tomorrow.

No, really. I'll do it.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Seb on January 22, 2012, 06:22:45 PM: Quote from: gamefreak171 on January 22, 2012, 06:18:19 PM
I will seriously do this tomorrow.

No, really. I'll do it.

I have the voice.

I will do it.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Tiger Guy on January 22, 2012, 06:27:52 PM: Quote from: Seb on January 22, 2012, 06:22:45 PM
I have the voice.

I will do it.
>implying im not going to do it

I have a voice made for silent movies.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: ursus on January 22, 2012, 06:28:21 PM: Quote from: Seb on January 22, 2012, 06:22:45 PM
I have the voice.

I will do it.

I have the voice, and I called it first. Y'all niggas can do tabitha's NEXT story.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Tiger Guy on January 22, 2012, 06:34:21 PM: Actually, we all three need to do different voices.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: ursus on January 22, 2012, 06:45:33 PM: Quote from: Tiger Guy on January 22, 2012, 06:34:21 PM
Actually, we all three need to do different voices.

Yes, on three different stories.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Tiger Guy on January 22, 2012, 06:46:58 PM: Quote from: gamefreak171 on January 22, 2012, 06:45:33 PM
Yes, on three different stories.
I claim the first story then.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: ursus on January 22, 2012, 06:48:55 PM: Quote from: Tiger Guy on January 22, 2012, 06:46:58 PM
I claim the first story then.

The one before this one? If so, deal.

Seb can have the next.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Purple on January 22, 2012, 07:39:19 PM: How did it go to
Quote from: Deacon on January 22, 2012, 03:43:10 PM
...ok, i'll say it.

Why are you posting these?

to
Quote from: gamefreak171 on January 22, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
I have the voice, and I called it first. Y'all niggas can do tabitha's NEXT story.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: ursus on January 22, 2012, 07:41:09 PM: Quote from: Purpal on January 22, 2012, 07:39:19 PM
How did it go toto

I ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of the thread.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Deathie on January 23, 2012, 01:32:20 AM: (http://azuremc.dyndns.org/adminupload/files/1327395333.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: coolzeldad on January 23, 2012, 01:36:42 AM: Quote from: Snivy M.D. on January 23, 2012, 01:32:20 AM
(http://azuremc.dyndns.org/adminupload/files/1327395333.jpg)

this needs to be the background of the youtube narration LOL
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Tabitha on January 23, 2012, 06:19:43 AM: IF YOU DO NARRATE THIS STORY SEND ME YOUTUBE LINKS!!! IF YOU WANT ANOTHER STORY PLEASE RELPY.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Foofoojack on January 25, 2012, 03:50:30 PM: Quote from: Tabitha on January 23, 2012, 06:19:43 AM
IF YOU DO NARRATE THIS STORY SEND ME YOUTUBE LINKS!!! IF YOU WANT ANOTHER STORY PLEASE RELPY.

Oh i'll relpy alright.

I'll relpy it real hard.

Real hard.
Title: Re: Oh no Coolz! We can't stop them!
Post by: Tabitha on January 25, 2012, 08:09:20 PM: LOL :P